My uncle has been working himself dry around the house doing chores he wasn't assigned to do. So, I gave him my Gameboy and the copy of Sapphire my friend lent me and told him he was not allowed to do any extraneous chores until he could bring me back the cart with a save in which he has beaten the Elite Four.
Being less of a gamer than the rest of us (but still interested in gaming, just not as experienced as the household was), his growth was surprising. He's definitely doing better than TPP, beating Roxanne in a little under a few hours. Still having a bit of trouble remembering where everything is, but he's got a decent team together already.
That's besides the point, though, I just wanted to explain my motives behind getting inspired to pick up a Pokemon game again, so I got Emerald on my phone. So there's that.