Hey guys! Guess what?
I hate that [tornado fang]ing "Tutorial Pig" from DKCR, Its ugly, [tornado fang]ing annoying, and won't stop waving like a [tornado fang]ing idiot when the "Super" Guide wants to interfere.
Look Nintendo, I love how you're deciding to make your games harder, but since not Everybody wants the Super Guide to activate when we [tornado fang] up too many times, Make an option to turn it off COMPLETELY. I hate seeing that pig waving that paintbrush thing thinking I need help. I DON'T.
Anywho, World 3-4. Yes I know I'm playing slow, I'm being a [tornado fang]ing [sonic slicer] when I play. I won't leave a world until I have EVERY Puzzle Piece and KONG Letter in my hands (I was going to do the same with Time Trials, but since they made me want to smash my screen with my skull I decided to hold off on those, which is nice since I don't have to see that ugly ass pig.)