I need help.

[Police Girl]

I need a problem of mine fixed.

My kallen doll's hands have red stains on the fingers, come to think of it, she has a red stain on her belt and on her nose as well. Does anybody know how to get these red stains off of her without ruining her hands or her eyes? [/dsi]

[Harruhy]

You buy a new doll.

[Klavier Gavin]

You buy a new doll.

IT'S SOUNDS SO GOD DAMN CRAZY, IT JUST MIGHT WORK.

[Police Girl]

I dont have $200 to buy another, besides i want to get the C.C. doll when I can. [/dsi]

[Protoman Blues]

.......soap and water?

[Klavier Gavin]

[Gaia]

I thought it was more "situational" like tips for model kit building. Now THOSE are tricky basterdz.

Well.. either buy a new doll or clean it carefully.. dunno. Did it come with a warranty?

[Bueno Excelente]

You sell it to some kurazy fan and tell her she's been making out with C.C. in a dirty way so her fingers are all pizza-stained. You sell it for a mirrion dorrars. Then you buy some real estate.

Everybody knows you should buy some real estate.

[Police Girl]

probably should try soap and water... her head and belt are not removable though... oh well... next is to fix her hands so they won't fall off. [/dsi]

[Flame]

Ok, since nobody asked... what ARE those stains?

[Bueno Excelente]

Ok, since nobody asked... what ARE those stains?

Killan peoples, obviously. Kallen is the new Bride of Chucky.

[Police Girl]

I wrap her in an airplane blanket, I think I accidentally wrapped her in a similar looking but different fleece blanket.  I think it was unwashed so it still stained whatever it touched.
[/dsi]

[Bueno Excelente]

"See, ya schmuck? I TOLD you to use a plastic bag to wrap it. Not the blanket. Now look what you did."

[Police Girl]

Plastic isn't soft.

[Bueno Excelente]

Plastic isn't soft.

Yeah, but it's better for quiet suffocation. You see all of these movies with people killing others by stuffing a pillow on their faces. That doesn't always work in real life! You can breathe through the pillow's soft material many, many times. So you gotta go with plastic. And when the body's messy, it leaves little blood on the outside. It's a wonderful, wonderful material.

[Harruhy]

I think the real help you need is with your money problems.
$200 on a doll? You must be smoking rocks.

[Police Girl]

Birthday money last year. so it wasnt my money...

[Harruhy]

Get a job.
Or stop spending money, yes, anyone's money, so frivolously.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Get a job.
Or stop spending money, yes, anyone's money, so frivolously.

[shadow runner] puhleeze money was made to be spended

[Klavier Gavin]

Get a job.

[shadow runner] BE TRIPPIN'

But yeah, I need one...

[Harruhy]

[shadow runner] puhleeze money was made to be spended

No [parasitic bomb], but if he's gonna complain about ruining a doll, this [shadow runner] best be able to buy a new one.

[Bueno Excelente]

[shadow runner] BE TRIPPIN'

But yeah, I need one...

I got one. Yay me.

Just wish freelance writing was more required these days than shitty ad texts. >_>

[Flame]

Birthday money last year. so it wasnt my money...

You still spent it on just one doll. Jeez, I coulda bought myself a few Figmas with 200 bucks...
I dont get THAT much B.day money anymore now that im "grown up" Hell, I barely even get clothes. >3>
I miss my childhood. ;__;

[Police Girl]

I just got a job... at Mcdonalds. and I don't drive, so im good for money right now.

[Harruhy]

im good for money right now.

I dont have $200 to buy another

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