"Twilight" the possible Anime to go with the "manga" (This old news?).

[Bueno Excelente]

I've read every single one of the Twilight book series. They are pure comedy gold. The first book introduces the creepy and abusive relationship. Second book? A pause in the abusive relationship so she can hang out with gay werewolves who pat each other in the ass all day in a very shirtless bishonen way. Third book? A whole WAR between vampires, werewolves and all kind of [parasitic bomb] happens FOR HER SAKE. For the sake of a Mary-Sue protagonist that hasn't got the ability to do anything in the first place. Fourth book? This one takes the cake. They get their own island in a honeymoon, he breaks her ribs having monster sex, has to turn her into a vampire because vampire pregnancy happens in minutes and babby grows fast, and he has to eat her belly out to get the baby, Alien style! Then in the end, the baby suddenly is thinking in telepathy and acts like an adult, so the werewolf dude who was in love with Bella suddenly stops being in love with her and starts being in love with her baby. Oh, yes. NEWBORN PEDOPHILE WEREWOLF!

This series has so much WHAT THE HELL that it breaks my mind in half sometimes.

[Gaia]

Barnes & Noble why have you forsaken literature?!

It gets better, they are promoting the soundtrack for James Cameron's Avatar too. Oh BnN for thier get rich quick schemes.  

try borders. they usually have interesting Mangas.

I have yet to see a borders in my area (again, it's Boca of Florida), unforutunately. And yes, the Twilight book series has a far more convoluted plot series than Geass' novelization (Geass has those multi-story things going on, gets really confusing) and one of Marvel's comic book plots by itself.  

[Blackhook]

I've read every single one of the Twilight book series. They are pure comedy gold. The first book introduces the creepy and abusive relationship. Second book? A pause in the abusive relationship so she can hang out with gay werewolves who pat each other in the ass all day in a very shirtless bishonen way. Third book? A whole WAR between vampires, werewolves and all kind of [parasitic bomb] happens FOR HER SAKE. For the sake of a Mary-Sue protagonist that hasn't got the ability to do anything in the first place. Fourth book? This one takes the cake. They get their own island in a honeymoon, he breaks her ribs having monster sex, has to turn her into a vampire because vampire pregnancy happens in minutes and babby grows fast, and he has to eat her belly out to get the baby, Alien style! Then in the end, the baby suddenly is thinking in telepathy and acts like an adult, so the werewolf dude who was in love with Bella suddenly stops being in love with her and starts being in love with her baby. Oh, yes. NEWBORN PEDOPHILE WEREWOLF!

This series has so much WHAT THE HELL that it breaks my mind in half sometimes.

...and people are still buying it? Well, my sister rode the books, but I´ve never really asked her about them... My father saw the movie, after that I asked him how it was. His response: "Meh..."

[Bueno Excelente]

...and people are still buying it? Well, my sister rode the books, but I´ve never really asked her about them... My father saw the movie, after that I asked him how it was. His response: "Meh..."

People buy whatever's popular and doesn't give them much to think.

[borockman]

Fourth book? This one takes the cake. They get their own island in a honeymoon, he breaks her ribs having monster sex, has to turn her into a vampire because vampire pregnancy happens in minutes and babby grows fast, and he has to eat her belly out to get the baby, Alien style! Then in the end, the baby suddenly is thinking in telepathy and acts like an adult, so the werewolf dude who was in love with Bella suddenly stops being in love with her and starts being in love with her baby. Oh, yes. NEWBORN PEDOPHILE WEREWOLF!

This series has so much WHAT THE HELL that it breaks my mind in half sometimes.

Ahaha, seriously? that is what really happened in the book?!
I salute you sir for reading it all through, you have my respect.

[Bueno Excelente]

Ahaha, seriously? that is what really happened in the book?!
I salute you sir for reading it all through, you have my respect.

There's so much crazy [parasitic bomb] in there it's impossible to sift through. It's unbearably bad.

[borockman]

Someone have to compile all the bad scenes from those books into a video.

....

but they already did that with the movie....

[Bueno Excelente]

Someone have to compile all the bad scenes from those books into a video.

....

but they already did that with the movie....

I seriously can't wait to see what they do with Breaking Dawn. That's pretty much 100% mindscrew.

[Acid]

I've read every single one of the Twilight book series. They are pure comedy gold. The first book introduces the creepy and abusive relationship. Second book? A pause in the abusive relationship so she can hang out with gay werewolves who pat each other in the ass all day in a very shirtless bishonen way. Third book? A whole WAR between vampires, werewolves and all kind of [parasitic bomb] happens FOR HER SAKE. For the sake of a Mary-Sue protagonist that hasn't got the ability to do anything in the first place. Fourth book? This one takes the cake. They get their own island in a honeymoon, he breaks her ribs having monster sex, has to turn her into a vampire because vampire pregnancy happens in minutes and babby grows fast, and he has to eat her belly out to get the baby, Alien style! Then in the end, the baby suddenly is thinking in telepathy and acts like an adult, so the werewolf dude who was in love with Bella suddenly stops being in love with her and starts being in love with her baby. Oh, yes. NEWBORN PEDOPHILE WEREWOLF!

I don't believe you. You must be lying.

[Bueno Excelente]

I don't believe you. You must be lying.

What's stopping you from going to check?

[Acid]

The risk that you might be telling the truth.

How can a book be this... bad.

[Archer]

he's telling the truth i can confirm it

sadly

[Solar]

I believe this is better for describing the last book.

http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html


...Honestly, I'm glad I didn't read the books before knowing what they were >_>

[Bueno Excelente]

The risk that you might be telling the truth.

How can a book be this... bad.

Trust me, it is. And I haven't even told you many of the worst parts.

[Acid]

Trust me, it is. And I haven't even told you many of the worst parts.

Good. Please don't. Ever.

[Dexter Dexter]

It's official: Breaking Dawn is literary kitsch, the worst of the lot. What the hell is going through Stephanie Meyer's mind, I don't know, I don't give a flying [tornado fang], but THIS is definitely the centerpiece of the series in a bad way.

[borockman]

Lol at that link Taiyo.

I expect a doujin of Jacob X Telephatic Baby soon.  

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Lol at that link Taiyo.

I expect a doujin of Jacob X Telephatic Baby soon. 

BABY [tornado fang] BABY [tornado fang] ITS AWWWWWWWWRIGHT

[Dexter Dexter]

Someone HAS to go out there and spoil the whole thing for those bratty 12-year-old fan girls. This is the only way I can register the pain from reading about the basic plot of Breaking Dawn.

[Gaia]

Werewolf Pedophelia Day 1? There goes the neighborhood.

[borockman]

Someone HAS to go out there and spoil the whole thing for those bratty 12-year-old fan girls. This is the only way I can register the pain from reading about the basic plot of Breaking Dawn.

That could backfired.

They might wanna watch it even more! for lulz!

[Bueno Excelente]

Sorry I couldn't find original size.

[borockman]

There we go!

[Bueno Excelente]

Here's a simple explanation of the whole thing.

EDIT: Damn, looks like the site doesn't do well with big images. Anyway, here's the link:

http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254

[Mirby]

Yeah, auto-resize. But those are great! rofl