"But this is so much better!" Tenchou proclaims, suddenly appearing behind the pile of manga and DVDs trapping RMZX and Kallen and slamming his foot on top of them, "Why go through all that boring rubbish of opening an account, donate them to another store, or burn them...WHEN YOU CAN HYPE UP THE AUIDENCE BY THROWING A COOKING COMPETITION AND CONVINCING THEM TO TAKE THEM OFF MY HANDS!?!?"
"You...do realize you're still advertising their existence," Flame mutters.
"Who cares!?" one of the employees shouts, swinging the collection of manga-style cookbooks in the air by a bunch of ropes, "We need a break from trying to get the Legendary Girl A to buy our stuff! And besides, if she saw us selling these, she'd never want to set foot in here again!"
"Exactly!" Tenchou hypes again, "You know full well Legendary Girl A is an otaku like no other! She'll do close to anything to get what she wants, even buy more than one of the same thing! But she would never buy something that makes as much sense as putting something together AND USING IT!!!"
Veins start to crawl around his eyes as a much horrendous thought enters his mind, "She could even be shopping on eBay, even as we speak! If she finds out our store is harboring some of these...LOUSEY EXCUSES for mangas, she might get the wrong impression and never come by here again!"