Well I'm gonna post this here because I'm a stupid.
This is a really stupid FanFiction. . .
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With Aoi and FlashMan.
[spoiler]“FlashMan!”
Aoi squealed as she wrapped her arms around FlashMan’s head and rammed into her massive breasts.
“Aoi. . .” Growled FlashMan.
“Yes, Flashykins” Aoi threw in the “flashykins” knowing FlashMan would HATE it.
“Remove your breast from in front of my face or I’ll remove them from your body.”
Aoi pushed FlashMan deeper into her breasts, she loved to torment Wily’s Robots. FlashMan sighed Aoi was not naïve enough to believe his bluff, that and her breasts were to large to remove easily anyways.
“So what are ya doin’, Flashykins?” Aoi began rocking Flash’s head back and forth.
“Well, I WAS reading until you shoved you breasts into my face”
Aoi smiled at the obvious distaste in Flash’s voice. She knew he was getting irritated.
“So? What were ya reading’, Flashykins?”
“You know, I would love it if you would stop calling me ‘flashykins’”
“Okay, I’ll stop callin’ you that if you answer my question”
“and you have to remove your breasts from my face”
“Answer my question first” Aoi snuggled Flash deeper into her chest.
“A book”
Aoi got irritated quite quickly from that answer.
“that’s not a answer”
FlashMan grinned he knew how to annoy Aoi just as well as she knew how to annoy him.
“You asked me what I was reading and I told you; I am reading a book” FlashMan realized a splitsecond after he had spoke, that he used the wrong tone.
One thing about Aoi is that she is extremely sensitive to different tones of voice, why her creator programmed her like that was beyond the comprehension of anyone, soft voices tended to make her affectionate to the speaker, such as WoodMan, and BubbleMan, Cocky-tones of voice tended to make her pick on the speaker, like QuickMan’s. But Tones that are “I’m of a higher intelligence, and that makes you insignificant” drove Aoi WILD, and by WILD we mean rip roaring HOMICIDAL.
As FlashMan’s head met the floor, the wall, and the floor again, he was kicking himself on the inside for making such a mistake.
Aoi tossed him into the couch, which shattered from the sheer force. Aoi panted, cooling down her over-heating system from the exertion. Aoi walked over to the couch and picked up the book that Flash had been reading.
“101 one ways to impress the boy of your dreams”
FlashMan pulled himself from the rubble of the couch, he stood up and was frightened by the look upon Aoi’s face.
She had stars in her eyes.
“FLASHCHAN~!” She rammed his head into her chest again.
Aoi looked down at FlashMan.
“So? Who’se the lucky boy?”
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>3>; /hides