I am leaving for good.
However, before I do that, in light of recent events, it's time for me to post THE TRUTH.
It might be a long read, so strap yourselves in cowgirls and cowboys.
Okay... let's begin with:
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I hate you all. You are all despicable beings and I loathe you with my whole existence.
Why?
It's simple.
Because I'm what you might call "an alien from outer space".
You see, for the past couple of years, I've lived in a accursed human disguise. For these couple of years, I've used this primitive form of communication you call "internet" (Seriously, it sucks. Is it so hard for your "people" to create a mind link network?) to collect data on you filthy creatures. You see, I am a proud warrior of the Inter-Galactic Sh'ekhl'A'Harr Empire. We desire only one thing, and that is to put this universe into a proper order. Our Emperor, Shi'Mmi'Sh'Akes the Great, has selected me to travel to this primitive world of yours, in hopes of deciding if you're worth of conquest... or destruction.
Guess what my final verdict is, human fools?
Yeah. You're all dead.
You know, maybe I would have bothered to change my opinion of you, if not for the fact that during my stay here on this world I was constantly mistreated.
Just the other day, I go out to buy me some human food (I must say that this "burger king" is quite tasty indeed. I'll give you humans that.) and when I got there, I was mistreated by a foul mouthed cashier, who demanded that I gave him too much "money". The fool. I am the greatest Numeronian on my planet (that's an equivalent of a "math guy" to you) and so I punched him in the face for daring to insult me and my abilities. Then your local law enforcement came and they tried to put handcuffs on me. So I took out my weapon, the shining LaserBlade and cut them into tiny pieces. And then more of your "policemen" came and they began shooting at me. So I finally caved in, and called for transport from The Empire.
So... I just want you all to know, that your days are over. Soon this planet will be vaporized by the great P'ev'P'ev Cannon and YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE DEAD.
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So yeah, as you humans would say.
SEE YA SUCKERS![/spoiler]