Super Smash Bros. Thread

[Akamaru]

Its called "Nintendo is an ass for not coming up with better servers."

[HyperSonicEXE]

You'd think they'd have fixed this!

Really. I know Mario Kart Wii is a bit more simple, but by how much? Really?

They could up the power and server count for BRAWL.

[Protoman Blues]

HOLY LEGENDARY POKEMON JERICOFUCK, HYPERSHELL!   

[Jericho]

Wow. Just wow.

PB slapping me with that light arrow was disheartening, especially since I was pressing air dodge.

AND THOSE POKEMON ARE RACIST.

[Protoman Blues]

Ahhhh Brinstar.  [tornado fang]ing hating that stage since 2001.

[Hypershell]

PB, if Soccer Balls are out to get you, then Sudden Death Bob-omb rains were hired by the F#$(&ING mafia to whack me.

[Jericho]

Dammit, why did Donkey Kong have to get stuck with a level like that to his namesake?

[Protoman Blues]

PB, if Soccer Balls are out to get you, then Sudden Death Bob-omb rains were hired by the F#$(&ING mafia to whack me.

BULLSHIT, and Jelly can attest to this fact.  NO ONE gets [tornado fang]'d over with those things more than I do.

[HyperSonicEXE]

Can I attest to it?

Yeah, PB is first to go on Bob-Omb rains!

[Jericho]

BULLSHIT, and Jelly can attest to this fact.  NO ONE gets [tornado fang]'d over with those things more than I do.

This is truth. Also, STOP RAPING LUCAS. >D

[Akamaru]

BULLSHIT, and Jelly can attest to this fact.  NO ONE gets [tornado fang]'d over with those things more than I do.

This message has been approved by Akamaru Inuzuka.

[Hypershell]

I didn't say they're not out to get you too.  I'm just the higher priority.  That's the first time the two of us got Bob-omb rained, and believe me, those things have been the bane of my existence plenty already.  Especially against Counter abusers.

EDITS: Well, 3AM, I suppose I should be catching some Z's.  Hopefully I can nab some nice screenshots from those replays.

[Jericho]

So close to calling it a night after that one.

[Protoman Blues]

I'm just the higher priority.  That's the first time the two of us got Bob-omb rained, and believe me, those things have been the bane of my existence plenty already. 

Oh, I'm gonna have to disagree there.  I always get f'd over with those things.  Unless I'm Sonic, Sudden Death is usually instant lose for me when it gets the the Bombs. 

Or if I'm Peach and fighting Jelly.  He does love the Ass Heart!   

No item hates me more than the Dragoon pieces though.  That's a scientific fact!

[Jericho]

Good. [tornado fang]ing. Night.

Item fuckery was one thing. Peach floating around as if carried and protected by the hands of some unknown deity was enough to utterly break my spirit tonight.

And [tornado fang], I hate this controller so much!

[Protoman Blues]

LoL, then what is she doing in your sig?   

[Jericho]

I swear, one day. One day, you're going to hate me so much for how I play her. That's my goal, to be more hair pullingly annoying during a match with that [sonic slicer] than you can be.

[HyperSonicEXE]

Item fuckery was one thing. Peach floating around as if carried and protected by the hands of some unknown deity was enough to utterly break my spirit tonight.

Oh, I just finished a couple of rounds with a CPU Lv. 9 Peach the other day.

Her aerials are something else, and the CPU likes to spam 'em with perfectly spaced Small Jump/Hover combos.

Fortunately for me, Falco's Down+B makes quick work of floating Peaches.

[Protoman Blues]

I swear, one day. One day, you're going to hate me so much for how I play her. That's my goal, to be more hair pullingly annoying during a match with that [sonic slicer] than you can be.

"Awwwwwwwwww, Did I Win?" Haha, I'm tempted to master Marth now in response to this!   

LoL, and what's Link doing back in there too.  Didn't I teach you that lesson a few days ago?   

[Jericho]

You know what I absolutely can't understand thinking of it? How can Peach of all characters truly pose such a threat to me and my play style? Forget lag for a second, is it possible that she's just the one character that I can't beat period?

Oh, I just finished a couple of rounds with a CPU Lv. 9 Peach the other day.

Her aerials are something else, and the CPU likes to spam 'em with perfectly spaced Small Jump/Hover combos.

Fortunately for me, Falco's Down+B makes quick work of floating Peaches.

That's the other thing I can't understand. PB knows full and well that I'm good with the light jump to hover tactic, but even so, I can't KO for anything with her. I'll do crazy amounts of damage, but the follow through is ugh.

"Awwwwwwwwww, Did I Win?" Haha, I'm tempted to master Marth now in response to this!  

LoL, and what's Link doing back in there too.  Didn't I teach you that lesson a few days ago?  

Do it, I dare you. There's a vat of tricks I don't use for the sake of having fun, but if you want to bring out competitive Jelly, you're doing a great job.

As for Link, I'll do the same with him as I will with Peach.

Posted on: January 01, 2009, 03:26:29 AMActually, you know what? I'm jumping back on. Those last two matches were bitter defeats for me.

[Protoman Blues]

Those last two matches were bitter defeats for me.

Be right there!   

[Hypershell]

Peach floating around as if carried and protected by the hands of some unknown deity

Funny you should say that, 'cuz I did snag some awesome screens from that last replay.  New avatar!

[Protoman Blues]

Oh, if I only could've recorded that last match! 

[Jericho]

Terrible set of matches on my part. I guess pride is something I should keep in check. That three Marth battle hurt.

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[Protoman Blues]

I'd think the Triple Warlock Panches would've been worse.