Here's a hilarious story about a organized tournament that went awry complete with a 100 man mob sent out to beat the [parasitic bomb] out of a tournament organizer who ran off with all of their money.
[spoiler=For Size Reasons]23:04 Crimmy: Gun shot was fired.
23:04 IamCanadian wat
23:04 Mila lol
23:04 Crimmy u know what, i think ill stay away from "competitive" smash
23:04 IamCanadian Holy snap, Crimmy, where do you live where a Smash tournament can produce gunfire?
23:04 Crimmy if it means I get to avoid [parasitic bomb] like gun shots, and walking to peoples houses late at night
23:04 Volc i kick to be lol
23:04 Volc like this
23:04 JiggyS wat
23:04 Crimmy im not there. people are updating me
23:04 Crimmy this is in Philly
23:04 AzureJericho still over Smash
23:04 Haly lol
23:04 Volc !kick IamCanadian THIS IS A VICTORY FOR AMERICA
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23:04 Crimmy but im here safe in NY
23:05 AzureJericho now i've heard everything
23:05 Kak I hope some wavedashing zealot takes a bullet in the leg
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23:05 IamCanadian lolwat
23:05 nabster92 lol that just seems like a horrible tournament organizer
23:05 Haly so clearly
23:05 Volc uguu~
23:05 Crimmy nab, indeed.
23:05 JiggyS uguu~
23:05 Haly smash is more hardcore than haloz
23:05 Haly whoever got shot over halo
23:05 nabster92 that will never have any credit as a TO ever again
23:05 AzureJericho @Kak - after that, the guy who shot him needs to say you must recover
23:05 Crimmy all the people are walking to his house i guess. but a gun shot was fired
23:05 JiggyS brb retesting Mario and Luigi smashes to see variations based on tilting it up or down
23:05 IamCanadian
23:05 Volc haha
23:05 Haly i don't have my kirby numbers yet jiggy
23:05 Crimmy but people have to catch a 2am plane back to texas or something
23:05 AzureJericho Luigi's full charged tilt up fsmash is [twin slasher] btw
23:05 Haly why don't i ave my kirby numbers
23:06 Mila gunshot rumors are usually start by the police trying to disperse a crowd though
23:06 Kak Mila is paranoid
23:06 Mila how much $ was it per person?
23:07 nabster92 probably about the same as ours
23:07 Crimmy yeh, they just said after the gun shot, people were running for their life. the one guy is on the phone with this guy in the chat room and I guess hes really out of breath
23:07 nabster92 $15 singles $20 per team for doubles
23:07 Crimmy 15 venue fee, 10 to get in for singles
23:07 nabster92 nvm then
23:07 nabster92 even more
23:07 JiggyS Hmm. Up-tilted forward smash Mario KOs at 101 instead of 109.
23:07 Mila damn nd people are bitching for getting a day and half at that price?
23:07 Crimmy ill double check but im pretty sure the venue fee was 15 then 10 for singles/20 doubles
23:07 Crimmy i guess because alot of people from texas and such are there
23:08 Crimmy alot of people flew
23:08 nabster92 well half of one day was just waiting cuz it was 7 hours late
23:08 nabster92 and if theyre not gonna finish the tourney to get to a point where the money would go to the top 3
23:08 JiggyS HOLY BLANG WHAT
23:09 JiggyS Luigi's up tilted forward smash
23:09 IamCanadian Tell us.
23:09 JiggyS What have I been missing this whole time?
23:09 nabster92 they wouldnt want to have the TO keep all the money for providing such a shittily run tourney
23:09 Crimmy nab, exactly. and as of right now, looks like the TO will be keeping all the money
23:09 nabster92 ally came from canada
23:09 Mila guy pockets about 3grand
23:10 Mila but also has to face innernet justice
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23:10 Kak mmm
23:10 Haly but who would take the side of the smashers
23:10 Kak BBQ chicken hot pockets are nummers
23:10 nabster92 maybe theyll give him the AiB banhammer
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23:10 JiggyS Luigi's up tilt forward smash KOs at 81 instead of 96.
23:10 Haly aib ban for 3k?
23:10 Haly worth it
23:10 JiggyS OFF THE TOP instead of off the side.
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23:11 IamCanadian "Thanks for the support you've given everyone on my absence." What support? They were there for five minutes before Claude showed up.
23:11 JiggyS
23:11 IamCanadian Also, holy snapple at that Luigi stat.
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23:11 Haly cuss like normal uneducated people plzkthx
23:11 Crimmy i gotta give credit to TO tho. oer 60 people were chanting "money back." he went and got himself a police escort
23:11 Haly none of this snapple and flip [parasitic bomb]
23:11 Crimmy he was prolly gonna catch a beat down
23:12 Haly back air back air wave dash down smash!
23:12 Haly oh snap TO pwned
23:12 Milaz dude just needs to stay off the innernets and phone for 2 weeks and he'll be aiight
23:12 Haly i doubt I could live for a single week without my innernets
23:12 nabster92 someone is bound to know where he lives though
23:12 Milaz he'll probably get his mail box smashed or something by philly locals though if they know his name/house
23:13 nabster92 especially if moving the venue to his house came up
23:13 JiggyS Kirby's up tilt forward smash KOs at 101 instead of 102, an amazing improvement.
23:13 Haly yeah but it's priority is huuuuge
23:13 Haly and range
23:13 Haly >_>
23:13 Haly SAKURAAAAAAAAI
23:13 AzureJericho late, but i told you tilting Luigi's fsmash = uber
23:13 Kak Pikmans time
23:13 Kak Halycon
23:13 nabster92 you know
23:13 Kak GET FRAGILE YOU [tornado fang]ing PIECE OF [parasitic bomb]
23:14 nabster92 some people
23:14 Haly [tornado fang] YOU I CAN'T READ MOONSPEAK
23:14 nabster92 take the springs out of the triggers on their controllers
23:14 AzureJericho wat
23:14 Kak GET IT OR ILL THROATFUCK YOU
23:14 Kak NOW GODDAMNIT
23:14 Crimmy my thing is, all these people are walking to his house in the middle of the night. But arent most of these people out of state?
23:14 Kak Nab don't be racist
23:14 Rafa
23:14 Crimmy how do they know where he lives
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23:14 nabster92 cuz theres no light shielding in brawl
23:14 JiggyS Kirby up tilt: 192
23:14 Haly wat
23:14 AzureJericho oh, speaking of controllers
23:14 Haly wat wat wat
23:14 AzureJericho i don't get something
23:14 nabster92 so they shield faster cuz they dont have to push it all the way down before it comes out
23:15 Haly i thought not modding
23:15 Haly *no modding
23:15 Phantom_Flapjack I need to figure out how to do that. I hate having to push all the way down, and sometimes my finger gets tired and I think it's pushed but it isn't
23:15 nabster92 noone checks for it
23:15 AzureJericho that's [tornado fang]'d up
23:15 AzureJericho
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23:15 Phantom_Flapjack A buddy of mine has his modded. I should harass him until he does mine
23:15 nabster92 taking out light shielding and not making a light press put the shield up was pretty stupid though
23:16 Phantom_Flapjack Agreed
23:16 AzureJericho yeah, i can't tell you how often that costs my usual match intro
23:16 IamCanadian Someone's actually GIVING me armour and weapons? This breaks every RPG rule in the book.
23:16 JiggyS Kirby up angle forward tilt: 222
23:16 JiggyS
23:16 IamCanadian watch it all suck, though.
23:16 Haly
23:16 AzureJericho run - spot dodge with momentum - back air
23:16 Crimmy Nab, you heard of someone named "Panda"?
23:17 nabster92 nop
23:17 Crimmy Apparently he is "leading" the 85 or so people to Chibo's house
23:17 Crimmy walking
23:17 Crimmy on foot
23:17 Crimmy LMAO
23:17 IamCanadian wat
23:17 nabster92 lol
23:17 Crimmy on some foot soldier [parasitic bomb]
23:17 AzureJericho oh [parasitic bomb]
23:17 Haly mechswarm
23:17 Volc i think Captain N really enjoys using bullet points in his thread titles
23:17 Haly DOUBLE TIME
23:17 AzureJericho that's legendary
23:17 nabster92 someone gon get his house burnt down
23:17 Milaz I think Captain N enjoys make gamefaqs threads on GAF
23:17 JiggyS All Kirby forward tilts seem to work the same.
23:17 IamCanadian Hell hath no fury like competitive Smashers scorned.
23:18 AzureJericho are they carrying pitchforks pr torches? you have no time to think about that because they want to stomp you out
23:18 Crimmy "santi said he led 100 ppl to chibos like captain oli"
23:18 AzureJericho *or
23:18 nabster92 lol
23:18 Crimmy im sorry but i cant help but laugh
23:18 Milaz they need to be careful what they do/post on smashboards
23:18 nabster92 100 smashers
23:18 nabster92 with nunchucks
23:19 Crimmy I know this is gonna be bad for the "smash community" but this is just too funny
23:19 JiggyS so do the weapons and armor suck, canadian
23:19 Milaz then again 100 smashers aren't exactly spartans
23:19 Crimmy LMAO @ nunchucks
23:19 AzureJericho
23:19 Haly crimmy this'll be great
23:19 JiggyS Kirby up air: 179
23:19 Haly no one will be able to say smashers aren't hardcore
23:19 AzureJericho i hope someone youtubes it
23:19 nabster92 lol
23:19 AzureJericho this could be the mahvel babeh of smash
23:19 nabster92 inevitable
23:19 IamCanadian huzzah, plate armour.
23:20 JiggyS press x repeatedly
23:20 JiggyS Kirby back air: 136
23:20 Milaz how many rounds of the tourney/ people left?
23:20 Crimmy ALOT i guess
23:20 IamCanadian Yeah, I'm finding more stuff here.
23:20 JiggyS Kirby up special: lolz
23:20 JiggyS Kirby down tilt: lolz
23:20 Crimmy out of those 100 people, i'd estimate maybe 40-50 are still in
23:20 Crimmy but Mila
23:20 Crimmy Doubles didnt get finished either
23:21 Milaz oh ouch
23:21 Crimmy and I guess Ally was playing against some guy named Chu and I guess its supposed to be an epic match
23:21 Milaz and people came from texas/canada lol
23:21 Crimmy Chu was getting his ass beat and thats when the power went off
23:21 JiggyS Kirby down tilt does KO at 999.
23:21 JiggyS Let's see how low it can go.
23:21 IamCanadian Kirby top tier confirmed.
23:21 Crimmy Mila, yah. Alot of people flew apparently and need to catch a 2am flight
23:22 IamCanadian Hm, some surprisingly decent weapons actually.
23:22 AzureJericho wooow Crimmy
23:22 Crimmy i guess when the cops came they tried to just focus on the match becuz it was "too epic" lmao
23:22 AzureJericho
23:22 Milaz i hope this is a real innernet [parasitic bomb] show
23:22 AzureJericho this really has the makings of something hilarious though
23:22 IamCanadian This is the greatest story ever told.
23:22 Crimmy The morning fallout on smashboards will be comedy
23:23 Crimmy "every1 got their controllers and ran"
23:23 Crimmy I CANT BREATHE
23:23 JiggyS Kirby down tilt: 920
23:23 Crimmy LMAO
23:24 AzureJericho holy [tornado fang], that's brilliance.
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