Rejected Robot Masters: Mock 2

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OmegaZ

O Man

Weapon: Bombs, because they are shaped like O's

Weakness: W

Rejected Because: J got the Job first
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Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon

Rickroll Man
Weapon: Rickrolling
Weakness: Apathy
Rejected because: He would only appear in the most inopportune of times.

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OmegaZ

Inconvinience Man

Weapon: Inconvenience

Weakness: Convenience

Rejected Because: It was too convinient a time to build him.
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Blaze Yeager

Scrap Man

Likes:Scrap

Weapon:Scrap Shot

Dislikes:Junk

Rejected:He Was To Scrappy  8D
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Dexter Dexter

Mundane Man

Weapon: Nothing
Weakness: Variety
Rejected because: I think we all know why. (provided you know what it means to be mundane)
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Girla PurpleHeart

Spaghettiman

Weapon: Spaghetti
Weakness: None
Rejected because: This idea was drop because naming him "Spaghetti" man was completely stupid.

Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon

Stupid Man
Weapon: Stupidity that is rumored to make people's heads explode.
Weaknesses: Riddles, rhetoric, paradoxes.
Rejected because: As soon as he powered up, he destroyed himself by running into oncoming traffic. All the engineers' heads exploded as a result.

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OmegaZ

Poke man

Weapon: Superpower creatures

Weakness: other Superpowered creatures

Rejected because: Nintendo got the idea first.
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Police Girl

G Man

Weapon: Long, Drawn-Out Speaches, Briefcase

Weakness: Vortigaunts

Rejected Because: He wasn't able to be hurt, and anybody who got to close to him vanished.

OmegaZ

Gundam man

Weapon: Whatever the hell a Gundam has

Weakness: Whatever the hell a Gundam is weak against, hell would I know, I never watched Gundam

Rejected Because: Capcom was scared of a lawsuit.
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Dexter Dexter

Money Man

Weapon: Anything with monetary value
Weakness: Inflation
Rejected because: He was too costly to make...
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OmegaZ

Shoop da whoop man

Weapon: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!

Weakness: DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!

Rejected Because: He was too dangerous, and too powerful.
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FalconRD

Stormman
Weapon: Your typical wind power: Storm Wind
Weakness: Ice Wave
Rejected Because: the two Ms in Storm Man kept mixing together in the stage intro, and it never occurred to Wily to put a space between Storm and Man, so he was scrapped. That, and Frost Man kept beating him. FROST MAN! The single stupidest Robot Master Wily ever made.

OmegaZ

Animu man

Weapon: Subtitles

Weakness: Dubs and 4kids (uhhh, I mean 4dicks)

Rejected Because: 4kids, nuff said.
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Sapphire Knight

Obeseman

Weapon: big fat belly

Weakness: Richard Simmons

Rejected Because: Richard Simmons was too [tornado fang]ing annoying to be allowed to follow Megaman around.
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Waifu

Strange man

Weapon: Fridge Logic and Nonsense

Weakness: Sound Logic and common Sense

Rejected because he is just to weird for Wily to use and Megaman to fight. He is became friends with Osaka.

OmegaZ

Dude Man

Weapon: Duuuuude, mah weahpon is awesome duuuude

Weakness: Speech execution and buisnessmen

Rejected Because: They couldn't find the awesome power of duuuude needed to build him.
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Dexter Dexter

Cop Man

Weapon: Police brutality
Weakness: Civil rights activists
Rejected because: We have enough of them.
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Sapphire Knight

Frog Man

Main Weapon: Sticky Tongue

Weakness: Hot Surfaces

Rejected because: He looked too much like Toad Man.
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OmegaZ

Whip man

Weapon: Obvious

Weakness: Scissors

Rejected Because: of sexual reason. 8D
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FalconRD

Lebowski Man

Weapon: Jeff Bridges, killer bowling skills
Weakness: pissing on the rug in his house
Rejected because: no one would ever get the reference.

redjirachi

Backed-up Toilet Man
Weapon-You don't want to know
Weakness-Mega Plunger
Rejected because-Dr Wily flushed him

Skank Woman
Weapon-STDs
Weakness-Pimp Power
Rejected because-Arrested for robo-pedophilia{because Mega Man is a boy,and I AM A MAN!{punch}

Plaque Man
Weapon-Tooth decay
Weakness-Dentist power
Rejected because-Wily shot him for causing him to wear dentures

Nostalgia Man
Weapon-Stuff from the 90s
Weakness-Unknown
Rejected because-He ran away and became the Nostalgia Critic

Waifu

Stoic man

Weapon: Calm and unwavering stoicism

Weakness: Supriese

Rejected because he was way too stoic and didn't do anything as he was apathetic even to hios fellow robots.