Okay, I gave it an honest effort.
I just couldn't do it. Twilight is a horrible, horrible book.
I honestly didn't feel any emotional attachment to Bella, and every single person in the book is a Mary Sue. I'm not exagerating, unfortunatly.
Bella herself is a pretentious, hypocritical (She at one point regards one character as a "Chess Club" type of person based on his appearence like she knows just what a "Chess Club" type of person is, and then says she doesn't want to seem egotistical about whether or not Edward didn't go to school becauuse of her), selfish [sonic slicer].
The conversations between characters is bland, so bland that Bella even resorted to a race joke ("My mother is part albino") when asked why she isn't tan.
There's no explanation as to why Bella moved to Forks in the first place (Which she hates, and doesn't stop reminding us just how much she hates it.)
This is a trainwreck, and I only got through around thirty pages of it. There's almost five hundred in the entire book.
Plus with editor slip ups like "It had been belonged to me" and "He was a chaterer" I doubt I could read the entire thing.
Plus there's the fact that Edward is OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD, and Bella is only in high school. Pedo bear would be proud.
This book should burn, and everyone who finds it to be good literature should be slapped.