I feel like the man today.
1. I got off work early.
2. A girl that flirts with me said she would do dirty things for me if I worked faster.
3. Same girl grabbed my butt around a half hour later, with both her hands no less.
4. This other girl, half black-half white, thick, said something awesome to me, but before that I shall explain the context. I call her wife and she calls me her husband as a joke, so I'm grabbing something in front of her and she says I can't do that, I then proceed to do that and tell her I'm the husband, I do what I want (as a misogyny joke)
Lastly after telling her I do what I want, she caresses my arm, looks me directly in the eye, moves it up and down and says in a sultry voice, "You can do whatever you want."
Do which I respond, "Oh...ok...goddamn!" And leave the room smiling like an idiot.
I"m callin you out Proto Man Blues
GET ON MAH LEVEL