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Reply #275 on: November 18, 2009, 10:25:46 PM
Kallen slips her shirt on and starts Whacking everything randomly.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! JUST SPYCHECKING!

(And uhh, Sorry guys for screwing up the story... I'll try to get it back to normal again. :\)



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Reply #276 on: November 18, 2009, 10:31:00 PM
(... I am SERIOUSLY confused now... This is getting a bit too much to take in and handle... I'm out.)

(As am I. I'm always two pages behind when ever I log in.  :P)

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #277 on: November 18, 2009, 10:34:07 PM
Wait, have we got a spy? :(

anyways, i'm gonna get my hand fixed up, damn you blackhook and your godly sniping skillz!


See's medical cabinet in flames!

God, we need a janitor who will clean and reorganize stuff without setting it on fire.


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Reply #278 on: November 19, 2009, 01:00:42 AM
(So, im like the only member for blue? And everyone wants to get off track? *coughkallencough* Really, I dont wanna die, sigh)



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Reply #279 on: November 19, 2009, 01:22:46 AM
((No, you aren't the only member of Blu. I still am present.))

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Reply #280 on: November 19, 2009, 01:54:34 AM
( good, then we arent the done for)



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Reply #281 on: November 19, 2009, 03:01:55 AM
(Hey, it's Red: 5 and Blu: 2, your screwed, because as far as I know no one has left us yet. bVd And Kallen, seriously, enough sex-related stuff, I'm supposed to be the one writing stupid crap on here and making trouble. B( and guys, if you have a problem, don't quit because of it, if you don't like it, get it off your chest, if it hasn't been taken care of by then. -AC

Geez, since when was I being smart? :o)

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Reply #282 on: November 19, 2009, 03:13:42 AM
(I'm really done with that stuff now)



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Reply #283 on: November 19, 2009, 03:19:27 AM
(Okay B(

and now back to the plot!)

Last time on Dragonb... RPM FORTRESS! Omega got his hand pwned.

Well, hand's fixed up, hey Kallen, wanna go take down Nova and Sapph while their guard is down?

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Reply #284 on: November 19, 2009, 03:40:34 AM
Sapph was now sitting on a high perch, drinking a massive cup of coffee and keeping lookout. "Kukukukuku.... Justletthoseredstrytocatchusoffguard." He said to himself, taking a slurp from the mug.

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Reply #285 on: November 19, 2009, 03:47:53 AM
Omega took a bite of his non-lie cake

Heh, just let those Blu loozers try to catch us trying to catch them off guard. bVd

C'mon Kallen, we've got work to do.


So, Omega snuck through the dark of the night, like batman, only without the bat, and found Nova off guard, so he snuck up behind him.

Heh, too easy.

*Repeatedly shoots Nova in the chest and head and rocket launches him for good measure then dashes away before he can get caught by the sentries*

Heh, should've stuck with Spy, but it's too complicated and doesn't involve as much explosions. 8D

(had to edit, apparently we were typing simultaniusly.)

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Reply #286 on: November 19, 2009, 03:49:13 AM
Nova tapped Saph on his shoulder. "Hey dude, too much coffee, cut down on it, wait, where did you get that? I dont remember getting some kind of coffee." Nova was too curious to try and not ask. Nova heard sounds of gun shots and saw Omega shoot the Nova dummy repeatadly, then walking toward all the sentries "Wont he learn that SCOUTS do that crap?"



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Reply #287 on: November 19, 2009, 03:55:44 AM
Wait, that was a dummy, and scouts, KALLEN, SHOOT THIS DUMMY REPEATEDLY FOR ME WHILE ME AND NOVA EXCHANGE PWNAGES!

So, who gets the first shot? Rock paper scissors, flip a coin? screw it.


Omega holds up his launcher and aims, not for nova, but Nova's rocket launcher and asplodes it.

That takes care of that. :V

And then he asplodes Nova, and shoots him, and shovels him, repeat cycle, just until he's dead.

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Reply #288 on: November 19, 2009, 04:19:56 AM
Nova watches OmegaZ get shot repeatadly by the sentries and runs away (cmon? right now? not nowwww).



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Reply #289 on: November 19, 2009, 04:31:52 AM
*Gets pissed off at sentries and asplodes all of them*

Nova! Your Going Down!

Omega Holds up his shotgun with one hand and shoots Nova in the face, as Nova's recoiling, Omega runs in and stabs him with his shovel in the "stomach" (or whatever it is that novas have, and, hey, it's a pointy shovel) and blasts 5 rockets straight at him, continually shoots him in the face, shoots more rockets, and rinses and repeats

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?

Until he finally gets pissed off enough and he hops down the roof, and blows up the entire base itself, aaaaand, Nova is still there. B(

Immortal? B(
Well, i'm screwed considering all my EX skills were taken away, along with my ability to load attacks, I have limited ammunition, he won't die, yeah... -AC


Then a brilliant idea pops in his head, he dashes up to him, and severs all body parts from Nova.

Try something now!

Edit: damn, long post, i'll try to keep it shorter from now on. :)

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Reply #290 on: November 19, 2009, 06:55:29 AM
"Thecoffeeismyownspecialblendandisn'tthereasonItalksofast." Saapph said, tossing the now empty mug aside and pulling out his scattergun. "Timetobringtheheat!"

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Reply #291 on: November 19, 2009, 07:14:56 AM
TOO SLOW!

By the time Sapph threw his mug aside, Omega had already fired a rocket at him.

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Reply #292 on: November 19, 2009, 08:37:08 AM
"You'retooslow!" Sapph retorted, avoiding the rocket with relative ease. He ran right up to Omega at full speed. "Sayyourprayersdood!" He shouted, shooting at his target's chest several times.

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Reply #293 on: November 19, 2009, 07:16:22 PM
Lucky lights up a cigarette and wonders when everything stopped being fun.



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Reply #294 on: November 19, 2009, 09:42:59 PM
After a few bullets to the chest, Omega dodges and shovel-impales sapph.

Crap that hurt,

He sees Nova respawned

Were even Nova, and a word of advice, during your studies, try to avoid the female personality, it will kill you for real.

And he dashes back to RED

(Yeah Lucky, we have no imagination, that's why.)
(I BLAME KALLEN FOR BRINGING SEX INTO thE GAME)

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Reply #295 on: November 19, 2009, 09:49:13 PM
[Sooooo....anyone care to tell me what has happened during my absence?]



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Reply #296 on: November 19, 2009, 10:15:09 PM
[Sooooo....anyone care to tell me what has happened during my absence?]
( No important stuff...this thread will end shortly sooo my advice: BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!)


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Reply #297 on: November 19, 2009, 10:59:56 PM
[ I agree! *coughKallenandherlilsidekickOmegacoughcough*]
Nova gets his shovel and breaks the fourth wall, transcending everything to total darkness. Nova escapes toward somewhere else THE END. Nobody won, so no one gets pissed or anything.



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Reply #298 on: November 20, 2009, 04:11:19 AM
[ I agree! *coughKallenandherlilsidekickOmegacoughcough*]
Nova gets his shovel and breaks the fourth wall, transcending everything to total darkness. Nova escapes toward somewhere else THE END. Nobody won, so no one gets pissed or anything.

I was the one who got on Kallen about that.

Anyways, Game Over, Go away now.

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Reply #299 on: November 22, 2009, 08:03:02 AM
[spoiler=OOC chatter] hey sup, im interrupting

you should use these even though i am remaking them this RP isnt really TF2 so much as RPM+TF2 so the old ones should be alright. besides the new ones are no where near being finished.
http://www.tf2chan.net/roleplay/src/125368807916.png
http://www.tf2chan.net/roleplay/src/125368811450.png

also, you guys have the story all wrong. RPM is already run on a basis of tiny miniskirts, so rebels wanting to make the skirts shorter makes no sense.
also, the maps are far more unique than empty battlefields. i can provide screenshots of some maps via gmod if you just PM me. w/e u do wat u want[/spoiler]

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