You encounter: A new topic!

[Police Girl]

Run, i forgot what they wanted.

You encounterm your soul mate, except they're a soulless husk.

[Phi]

Scream to the heavens in sorrow.

Encounter: Michael Jackson is alive and moon-walking your way!

Walk to another room.

Fail. You're supposed to say: find them some shrubbery.

[Archer]

Encounter: Michael Jackson is alive and moon-walking your way!

Ask him to teach me

Encounter: A drunk hobo with a knife

[Police Girl]

Scream to the heavens in sorrow.

Encounter: Michael Jackson is alive and moon-walking your way!

Fail. You're supposed to say: find them some shrubbery.

I haven't seen the movie in a while.

Uhh, anyway. Murder in cold blood.

You encounter the girl of your dreams but she's a man.

[Sakura Leic]

Give him beer.

You encounter a Smoochum.

[Archer]

Throw a pokeball.

You encounter Professor Oak

[Police Girl]

Throw a pokeball

You encounter a living Apple Macintosh.

[Archer]

eat it

you encounter santa on his days off

[ViperAcidZX]

I'll make 'em give me a damn copy of Z.O.E HD Limited Edition, a 3DS, PS Vita, some games, and a PC with Windows 7 Ultimate, dammit.

You encountered a leprechaun smoking a doobie.

[Archer]

I give him a lecture.

You encounter Gamestop

[Mr. Haxwell]

I grab my brothers credit card and purchase everything off the shelves.

You encounter an F.O.E.

[Police Girl]

Die

You encounter yourself from the future.

[Frozen Potato]

Time Space Paradoxical [parasitic bomb] would probably kills both of us.

You encountered flying pig.

[Mirby]

I ride it off into the sunset.

You encounter: An evil piece of cheese!

[ViperAcidZX]

I'll use it to make the broodwich.

You encountered a penny.

[Mirby]

I call Inspector Gadget to pick her up.

You encountered a giant golem made of stone pillars.

[Police Girl]

I use... something that breaks rock if its mean.

You encounter a living brewery.

[ViperAcidZX]

I will raise it so I can sell the finest beer anyone has tasted.

You encounter the tooth fairy.

[Sakura Leic]

Make her give me my money.

You encounter a scary guy with a suit and sunglasses.

[ViperAcidZX]

 I'll ask her "Can I join the M.I.B.?"

You ran into Slenderman except he's naked.

[Police Girl]

>Scary Guy
>Ask her

Uhh anyway, already dead.

You encounter an angel with scorched wings

[Waifu]

Kill it with my Infinity Plus One Sword!

You encounter Macaroni Pictures.

[ViperAcidZX]

Kill it with my Infinity Plus One Sword!

You encounter Macaroni Pictures.

I'll go Gordon Ramsay all over them.

You encountered an un-occupied Gundam.

[Mr. Haxwell]

Commandeer it and destroy everything in sight.

You encounter a beast drone.

[Phi]

Duck and cover

You encounter Justin Bieber