Earlier conversation from today.
For those of you who do not know already, my sister's a nutcase.
[spoiler]<FatherSaintPaul> Earlier today, my sister and I went to Duffy's for lunch.
<FatherSaintPaul> At one point, she said that she had 2 free tickets to bowl and wanted me to go with her afterwards... How sweet >_>
<xnamkcor> (4CHAN LINKY CENSORSHIP FTL)
<FatherSaintPaul> Anyway, I said no. She didn't like that.
<xnamkcor> did she get mad?
<FatherSaintPaul> Somehow we ended up placing the bet over arm wrestling lol. She seemed weak as hell and has a bad habit of dropping things...
<FatherSaintPaul> So I was gonna tease her and keep my arm stiff and not allow her to push me down...
<FatherSaintPaul> ... that backfired
<GameSaver> haha
<xnamkcor> broke it?
<FatherSaintPaul> She slammed my right arm down on the table, making my arm pop in 2 places. I slammed my head onto the table and used my left arm to cover my face.
<GameSaver> She knows how to handle stiff things, you should know that
<FatherSaintPaul> The table next to us, there were like 4 fat biker punks laughing their hillbilly asses off at me while my sister was apologizing while patting my head >_>
<xnamkcor> Today's Lesson
<xnamkcor> The difference between DEX and STR
<GameSaver> Like high school aaaaall over again
<FatherSaintPaul> >_>[/spoiler]
Part 2.
[spoiler]<FatherSaintPaul> After lunch, we went bowling >_> And boy didnt that nearly end up making a turning point in my life...
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<xnamkcor> sarcasm?
<FatherSaintPaul> Her idea of dating with her older step-brother was terrible. It was worse than the 3 days I went to prison, albiet it was only about 2 hours long.
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<FatherSaintPaul> Now it was like her 3rd turn and I'm sitting at the scoreboard table straight behind the alley we're playing on.
<FatherSaintPaul> Before that tho, You know how you're supposed to put in a little force in your swing then drop the ball forward to make it roll better?
<xnamkcor> staring at her ass
<FatherSaintPaul> Well [tornado fang]
<FatherSaintPaul> She's taking the ball and swinging it from the side as if she's trying to land it to the furthest distance possible, naturally pretty close to the pins with her abnormal strength >_>
<xnamkcor> swing the ball and level it with the plane to minimine dropping force, yeah
<FatherSaintPaul> So yeah, she takes a swing this time...
<FatherSaintPaul> but she lets go too soon
<FatherSaintPaul> and the ball comes laughing straight at me
<xnamkcor> lol
<FatherSaintPaul> I'm just sitting there innocently with my head resting on my sore right arm
<FatherSaintPaul> and there I saw my life flashing before my eyes
<FatherSaintPaul> I didn't even budge
<xnamkcor> IS PAUL GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A [sonic slicer]?!
<FatherSaintPaul> lucky for me, the ball missed by centimeters
<FatherSaintPaul> and I heard a loud crash behind me, but i could care less
<GameSaver> One day, you'll be rich writing out your life as a sitcom
<FatherSaintPaul> I had no strength and fell out of the chair, and started crawling on the floor while breathing hard enough that I was choking myself
<xnamkcor> dont do that :<
<FatherSaintPaul> Once I got behind the 3 chairs on the side of the alley, I sat with my back against one of the chairs laughing my ass off and crying at the same time.
<FatherSaintPaul> Life sucks. >_>[/spoiler]
Also, ALL YOUR ">_>"s ARE MINE!
Edit: Nice, there were NEW POSTS when I saw this thread, and they're almost a year old!