If I were a super villain

SoulAnimal · June 07, 2009, 12:39:55 AM

Did i mention that i would make everyone in RPM my slaves? Just to have fun!I wonder what i would do with Vixy...!

Incase you didnt get what the underlined words spelled
[spoiler]Domination![/spoiler]

Archer · June 07, 2009, 06:23:03 AM

When I was scrolling past I thought for a moment the thread title said "If I was a super saiyan". Was disappointed when I realized it was just this.

Quote from: SoulAnimal on June 07, 2009, 12:39:55 AM
Did i mention that i would make everyone in RPM my slaves? Just to have fun!I wonder what i would do with Vixy...!

Incase you didnt get what the underlined words spelled
[spoiler]Domination![/spoiler]

ST Jestah · June 07, 2009, 08:28:46 AM

If I were a SADISTIC super villain, first I would ruin the greatest of citties/country/utopias and such. I would ruin the lives of all who tried to stop me, as well as those who don't. Those who pose a real threat to me, shall witness a slow, painfull execution of their loved ones, via TV/DVD/VHS/Live/However I can show them their agonazing torment(s).

I shall slowly destroy this pityful world, just like my torture victims. I shall laugh at everyone's misfortunes, even my own! Even If I happen to die by someones hands, I'll have the pleasure of knowing that my deeds shall be like permanent scars in their minds, and as I burn in hell, I'll remember the look in their eyes as I made them suffer.

And their thoughts: "...Why...why do you do this to me...the pain...it won't stop...why must you make me suffer...why do you do this...it hurts...it hurts...it hurts..." I shall smile, nay, laugh as I spend an eternity burning, knowing that I made them suffer, that I made them experience true pain, that I opened theie eyes to a new world of sorrow, that I...was hell on earth...
...I just came up with a new villain.

prower42 · June 08, 2009, 12:01:19 AM

If I where a supervillan

well...

TURDIUS THE POOPROID! DESTROY THEM!!!!!!

Gaia · June 08, 2009, 01:47:12 AM

If I was a supervillan, eeehh.. I'd convince them that I'm a superhero first, then commit crime behind their backs, as I had already dominated the world by then, and critisize humanity for all of it's faults. Then I'd sic Bydo on them.

Crimson Lightning · June 09, 2009, 07:19:57 PM

i'd send my minions w/socks filled w/pennies and soap and beat the hell out of everyone and the occasional battery filled sock

Stainless · October 31, 2009, 05:24:23 AM

i'd be a superhero who acts like a douche

Keno · October 31, 2009, 05:26:22 AM

What, like Logan?

Stainless · October 31, 2009, 05:28:43 AM

my answer to that question would likely be a lot more relevant if i knew who that is

Keno · October 31, 2009, 05:39:10 AM

Weapon X

Sky · October 31, 2009, 06:20:08 AM

if i were a super villain id be [spoiler]dead[/spoiler]

Protoman Blues · October 31, 2009, 06:24:08 AM

Quote from: pianochan on October 31, 2009, 06:20:08 AM
if i were a super villain id be [spoiler]dead[/spoiler]

Wow. Haha. You don't know how true that is!

Keno · October 31, 2009, 06:40:31 AM

Quote from: Archer on June 07, 2009, 06:23:03 AM
When I was scrolling past I thought for a moment the thread title said "If I was a super saiyan". Was disappointed when I realized it was just this.

I'll do it.

If I was a super villain I would have villain stupids, & would explain my plan before it was finished.

Alice in Entropy · November 01, 2009, 01:00:22 AM

I'd be Lord Blackmore. A genre savvy Magnificent Bastard with a fancy hat and flying castle.

Irgendein · November 01, 2009, 01:04:49 AM

I should think it's pretty obvious who I'd be...

ParasiteBirth · November 01, 2009, 01:59:59 AM

if I was a super Villain I'd destroy the world, only sparing those I chose,, then, I'd eat pizza, because that's what you eat when you're angry.

Strider Xhaiden · November 04, 2009, 10:31:09 PM

If I were a Supervillain.....

This world and everyone in it....

would BURN!

And I'm not joking when I say that. Exceptions would be made for certain people, but that's it.

Keno · November 05, 2009, 07:01:37 AM

Quote from: Hiroki on November 01, 2009, 02:01:45 AM
Especially if it's brick-oven, NY-style pizza.

It comes in different kinds?

Protoman Blues · November 05, 2009, 07:10:37 AM

Quote from: Keno on November 05, 2009, 07:01:37 AM
It comes in different kinds?

Not in my world.

Alice in Entropy · November 05, 2009, 06:18:42 PM

Actually, if I were a super-villain, I'd do what all super-villains do. Get beaten by the good guys eventually.

Eventually.

They have to earn their Happy Ending.

Keno · November 05, 2009, 09:31:53 PM

What about Norse mythology? The bad guys win in that.

If I was a super villain I would hold Hot Rod hostage & kill Optimus Prime.

Alice in Entropy · November 05, 2009, 09:40:30 PM

Quote from: Keno on November 05, 2009, 09:31:53 PM
What about Norse mythology? The bad guys win in that.

I wouldn't call Loki, Surtr, Fenrir and the rest of them "super-villains". Besides, in Norse mythology, everyone dies in Ragnarok. Hence why it starts all over again, this time in the hope things will be different.

Acid · November 05, 2009, 09:42:51 PM

Quote from: Lucky Star on November 05, 2009, 09:40:30 PM
Hence why it starts all over again, this time in the hope things will be different.

That's the marvel comic's Ragnarok.

Sapphire Knight · November 05, 2009, 10:19:07 PM

If I were a super villain, I would re-create all of the Maverick Bosses from the entire Megaman X series and use them to take over the world, all the while hoping that nobody decides to turn themselves into X, Zero, and/or Axel.

Alice in Entropy · November 05, 2009, 10:40:01 PM

Quote from: Acid on November 05, 2009, 09:42:51 PM
That's the marvel comic's Ragnarok.

It depends on which account of the myth you're reading. I'm at least 90% sure I've read an account that says Asgard will be reborn after Ragnarok from what remains of Yggdrasil. I could be wrong, though. Different people have different versions of the tales, I guess.

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If I were a super villain

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