If I were a super villain

[Align]

...I'd stop all parties in the world, just so I could get some god damned peace and quiet.

[Acid]

... my plans would be foiled by my arch-rival.

And that every saturday morning.

[Cpie]

 I'd force everyone to eat hamsters while dancing.

[Flame]

... Gawd... I would be so deranged... twould be all my negative "dark" side come out. and Jesus Christ there's some scary [parasitic bomb] locked away in the deep dark recesses of my mind...

[ST Jestah]

... Gawd... I would be so deranged... twould be all my negative "dark" side come out. and Jesus Christ there's some scary [parasitic bomb] locked away in the deep dark recesses of my mind...

^This

None shall escape my fury, my sorrow, my vengence! All shall suffer before my might as I walk this soon to be dead planet! NONE I TELL YOU, NONE!! VWA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Ace DeSpade]

I'd rule the world. Plain and simple.

[Afro-Shroom]

...I'd try to take over the world...In Song!  óVó

[Flame]

Also, Id probably be Mentally unstable, if not insane. *sigh*...

[Afro-Shroom]

I'd probably be too normal by Super villain standers 

[ST Jestah]

I'd collect the skulls of my fallen enemies, and allies, and use them as bowls or cups when I'm not commiting vile deeds...

VWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Sakura Leic]

I'd force all the jocks in the world to take ballet!

...I'd stop all parties in the world, just so I could get some god damned peace and quiet.

That's good too.

[Protoman Blues]

...I'd give Sinbad another TV Show.

[Sky Child]

If I were a supervillain, my name would be Pierre Spyworth. My talents would include sapping sentries, backstabbing those who believed I was their ally, and of course disguising myself and blending in with my enemies. My goal?

To [tornado fang] the scout's mom.

[ST Jestah]

If I were a supervillain, my name would be Pierre Spyworth. My talents would include sapping sentries, backstabbing those who believed I was their ally, and of course disguising myself and blending in with my enemies. My goal?

To [tornado fang] the scout's mom.

...I like you.

[Dr. Wily II]

I already am.

[Blackhook]

I already am.

.....Here is your 
I would make everyone wear WHITE HOOKS!

[Archer]

I'd go back in time to kill myself to stop myself from ever becoming a Super Villain.

Wait.. I don't think that is exactly super villain material.. oh well.

[Strider Xhaiden]

What do you mean "if"?

I AM a super-villain.

Unfortunately, it's of the Saturday-morning cartoon variety, so I never win. Oh well.

[SoulAnimal]

If i were a very very very very very very not very very very
evil super villain
I would be a hacker and...
[spoiler]DESTROY RPMS AFFILIATES!!!( sorry if i spelled wrong) [/spoiler]

[Doodle]

...I would my own country, and build a mansion, fill it with a harem of women, and languish there all day, while making millions from whatever black project I had going. 

[Align]

That doesn't sound very villainous.

[Phi]

I WOULD START LITTERING.

THEN I WOULD BE TRULY EVIL.

[Cpie]

I'd collect the skulls of my fallen enemies, and allies, and use them as bowls or cups when I'm not commiting vile deeds...

VWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Originaaaaal. 

[Gotham Ranger]

I'd be the Joker of super villians.

"When super-villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

[Jericho]

I'd be the Joker of super villians.

"When super-villains wanna scare each other, they tell Joker stories."

I like this one.