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[Emiri Landeel]

COAL TRAIN, BABY!

[Archer]

Suddenly, there was a great disturbance in the world. Lorjdm the evil giant talking possum had once again been unleashed upon the world.

[Emiri Landeel]

And he pooped in PB's cereal.

[Archer]

PB was so mad he ripped his scarf up.

[Emiri Landeel]

And stuffed it into his mouth cos he couldn't eat that cereal anymore.

[Archer]

That was when 5 mysterious people showed up.

[Emiri Landeel]

And they are Mad Midget Five..

[Archer]

Their appearance enraged PB further, causing him to summon...

[Quickman]

The sky darkened, foreboding clouds converging overhead.  A low rumbling preceded the earth's tremor, growing louder and angrier as the divining ritual summoned the very darkness from within the molten core.  With a tremendous "Crack!", the ground let go of its resistance, splitting, the heat and flames coursing forth from the glowing chasm.  Like a gaseous serpent, smoke slithered forth, curling and twisting.  Embers were the eyes of the undulating creature as it reared back to its full height, towering over the huddled masses.  Its voice, coming from all around, boomed with such might that it thudded against PB's chest like an intangible sledgehammer.

"Who dares summon the almighty Vermithrax?!"

[Emiri Landeel]

"It's-a-me, PEEBEE!"

[SoulAnimal]

And then Cuck Norris Appeard!

[Archer]

But everyone kicked his cowboy ass

[Irgendein]

and it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe, at...

[Archer]

James Bond and his two zig zags

[Police Girl]

But then, a shadowy figure appeared from the distance. it was...

[Alice in Entropy]

Dio Brando, who rolled in on his steamroller. He leaned back and cried...

[AdamTheHedgehog]

"Why can't I ever find love!!!"

[Quickman]

Vermithrax reared back on its smokey bulk and let out a mighty bellow.  In one swift motion, it poured across Dio Brando as if a liquid, engulfing him, dissolving him.  The remainder of the creature's mass flowed back into it as it stood its full height, once more surveying the occupants before it.  "Pitiful mortal creatures...  You so dare mock the almighty Vermithrax?!"

[Archer]

"Yes." Said a random civilian.

[Sakura Leic]

Then suddenly a giant Care Bear, My Little Pony and Cabbage Patch Kid began having a all out brawl to decide who was the best toy for bratty little girls, which...

[Archer]

caused a riot

[Alice in Entropy]

Which was quickly broken up by the KFC Police. However...

[AdamTheHedgehog]

John Freeman then crushed the KFC Police with his motorcycle, after doing a backflip and landing, who then said..

[Emiri Landeel]

"I'm your father...."

[Archer]

"That's not true - that's impossible!" Screamed Luke