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[Sparky]

...a family of rare endangered Spycrabs. However, all they did was continuosly crawl, for they are harmless creatures, so...

[Sakura Leic]

He decided to take them with him and protect them.

[TeaOfJay]

But from out of no where a couch nails Megaman right in the head...

[Dr. Wily II]

And the Simpsons family trampled all over him, destroying him FOREVER.

[Afro-Shroom]

but the player was using a game genie...* *...and wished MegaMan back...as X

[Emiri Landeel]

But the Game Genie corrupted and turns him into Megaman.exe

[Dr. Wily II]

Which then caused the second cataclysm...

[Solar]

Which would've caused the destruction of all of reality if it wasn't for...

[Sakura Leic]

A giant marshmallow!

[Dr. Wily II]

Said marshmallow was made of sugar, spice and everything nice...

[Emiri Landeel]

Which on a journey to hunt down a BELGIAN WAFFLE

[Afro-Shroom]

was derailed for a side quest to find the holy hand grenade launcher 

[Gaia]

Then, it went to Japan to see the Gundam tourist attraction.

[SoulAnimal]

But as Megaman was still a navi , he was trapped in lans PET!

[Emiri Landeel]

A giant marshmallow did format Lan's PET by accident, and...

[Dr. Wily II]

Megaman evolved into Roll!

[Emiri Landeel]

But he evolved without Moon Stone, got down syndrome..

[Gaia]

And then was "SOUL (insert flame symbol here) EATEN" by half the cast of Soul Eater.

[SoulAnimal]

as PB was imagining this in his head while doing rock but then..

[Gaia]

Found out that he gained twelve pounds.

[Sakura Leic]

So he did jumping jacks to lose the weight, but...

[ST Jestah]

He transformed into...Garfield, who later imploded because he ate mangosagna with his toes. But then PB's Mitsubishi Ass Ramer came to his rescue, that is, until it remembered it was on a quest for revenge agaisnt the evil Count Cookie Monster, who ate it's head.

Meanwhile, Rock was making out with his big brother Blues. Blues was feeling all tingly inside, when suddenly his [ray splasher] transformed into...

[Sakura Leic]

Chris Tucker...

[Gaia]

But then, it went and fell off into a dimension where dogs reigned supreme.

[ST Jestah]

The dogs gave Tucker a radioactive onion, to use against the evil corruption of Flouride Toothpaste. Tucker then hopped on his flying moose and yelled: "HADOOO-KENNN!!!" Powerful beams bursted from his eyeballs, sending him to the dimension of...