Wish granted but a ninja steals it , then he gives it to obama who he adds it to helping the 780 billion $ bailout , and then you never get your money back untill you find it inside a book called " Scientology and you " which theres also a pipe bomb in there so it sets off and your hands explode , and the ninja comes back and kills you with uber skillz and the CSI catches him and the money is given to your parents as they throw away your PSP not wantign to remember the bad memories of you playing videogames , and your funeral is held , with the ninja speaking about how he's sorry and Obama speaks on how that money would have helped and all your family is there crying and texting , being unbelievibly sad over the loss of your death and a meteor like weapon emerges from your grave , and a 14 year old picks it up and uses the powers of the meteor weapon for all everlasting good.
I wish there was no such thing as god-mod