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Protoman Blues · **Reply #525 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:01:30 PM

Granted. They instead steer you into Depressionville!

I wish all drinks in the world tasted like Mango Lemonade!

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #526 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:15:28 PM

Granted. However, not even the great PB can handle so much mango-flavoured goodness, and you soon develop...different tastes. Human blood, to be precise. You become a vampire and are cursed to drink the blood of the innocent for the rest of your mortal life. Bet you feel silly now.

I wish I had more art of me.

Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321 · **Reply #527 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:47:15 PM

You get more art time, however you ended drawing some much in your art time, you stopped time, can't stop drawing and have calices the size of Mt Everest.

I wish for a job as a comic artist.

Solar · **Reply #528 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:49:29 PM

Granted, but your pay is one sandwich a week.

I wish I could open my Christmas gifts right now.

Kit · **Reply #529 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:50:52 PM

Granted. But you notice that they are the antithesis of what you wanted.

I wish I could be done with this damned Arbiter's Grounds on Twilight Princess.

Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321 · **Reply #530 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:54:01 PM

Granted but your system burns out and dies.

I wish world hunger never ends.

Jericho · **Reply #531 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:54:27 PM

@SuperKitsu - Granted, but you skip the awesome Spinner boss battle.
@Tek - Granted, now you're never fed.

I wish for more info from Nintendo's secret treasure chest of awesome.

Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321 · **Reply #532 on:** December 23, 2008, 11:57:08 PM

Quote from: Jericho on December 23, 2008, 11:54:27 PM

@Tek - Granted, now you're never fed.

Damn didn't work. So much for reverse psychology.

You do, but you suffer a thousand stabs by Miyamoto with his Wii mote.

I wish I had a Mecha.

Machina · **Reply #533 on:** December 24, 2008, 02:23:02 AM

Granted. Your shiny new giant robot appears in the air about a foot above your head. Specifically, it's right foot is a foot above your head.

This robot does not have any form of anti-gravity. Moments later, you are killed by Isaac Newton.

I wish the speed of light were a suggestion rather than a rule.

Kit · **Reply #534 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:07:10 AM

Granted. But every time you suggest it, you fly forwards at the speed of light.

Oh I wish I had some entertainment.

HyperSonicEXE · **Reply #535 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:10:39 AM

Granted, but...IT'S ME!
*tap dances and yodels*

I wish I had some Cricket Jam.

Trask · **Reply #536 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:14:53 AM

Granted, but the crickets' brethren come for vengeance and cause you to go mad from hearing their deafening insect song.

I wish I had a good dessert right about now.

Kit · **Reply #537 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:30:55 AM

Granted. I had it, but i eated it

I wish that unicorns existed.

Trask · **Reply #538 on:** December 24, 2008, 05:36:32 AM

Granted, but they are devious little unicorns that take you to an imaginary, magical place called Candy Mountain that is all a part of a plot to steal one of your kidneys.Cookie for anyone who gets the reference...

I wish I could find what I'm looking for.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #539 on:** December 24, 2008, 06:09:58 AM

Granted, but they are just out of your reach.

I wish for more games.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #540 on:** December 24, 2008, 06:28:05 AM

Granted. You never have time to play them.

I wish my room was equipped with the ZER0 System.

Quickman · **Reply #541 on:** December 24, 2008, 08:44:25 AM

Granted. It malfunctions and sends an EMP throughout the house, frying all your electronics.

I wish I was better at coming up with decent cohesive plotlines...

Trask · **Reply #542 on:** December 24, 2008, 08:50:51 AM

Granted, but Stephanie Meyer steals your ideas for her next "book."

I wish I had the will to write something worthwhile.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #543 on:** December 24, 2008, 08:54:21 AM

Granted, but after writing it, you die.

I wish I had a wish.

Quickman · **Reply #544 on:** December 24, 2008, 08:58:03 AM

Granted. That wish gets horribly corrupted in a way you hope to never see again and will haunt you for the rest of your days.

I wish I had some yummy nummy Belgian chocolate.

Machina · **Reply #545 on:** December 24, 2008, 09:02:41 AM

Granted, you find some in the toilet. And while you're sure they aren't feces, there were feces present. I know, kind of a shitty situation.

I wish I didn't have to hit myself for that horrible, horrible pun.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #546 on:** December 24, 2008, 09:12:16 AM

Granted, now you have a hole through your chest.

I wish for some turkey dinner.

Archer · **Reply #547 on:** December 24, 2008, 09:16:49 AM

Granted, but it's uneatable.

I wish it was tomorrow already.

Machina · **Reply #548 on:** December 24, 2008, 09:37:52 AM

Granted. However, Venus is used as the frame of reference for "tomorrow" and as the Venusian day is over five-thousand eight-hundred twenty-two hours long, your mark is somewhat overshot.

I wish I could sentence people to being beaten with foam bats for a month. Legally, I mean...

Quickman · **Reply #549 on:** December 24, 2008, 09:58:05 AM

Granted. The foam bats used are soft foam and don't have that detrimental of an effect. In fact, it's not even cathartic. If only you had voted for Proposition 42, which would have allowed citizens to flog stupid people with pillowcases full of cue balls...

I wish I had decent materials to build my Dalek with, rather than the cheap stuff I can find around the house. Seriously, my Dalek would be soundly exterminated as its casing is just cheap.

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