Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[Police Girl]

Granted, but you have to be stuck underground for 100 so years.


I wish I could escape hell and escape the Loser who took me down there.

[Ninja Lou]

You do but you find yourself stuck in teletubbies land... FOREEVER!

I wish Megaman was in Brawl.

[Trask]

Granted, but it's Starforce Mega Man instead of Classic.

I wish for another 2D Metroid.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but samus is replaced by Raiden from Metal Gear.

I wish my DS was a custom CT version.

[Nexus]

Granted, but the top screen hinges come loose as your DS breaks down.

I wish I could draw better with a pencil then I can with MS Paint. 

[Nekomata]

granted, but you can no longer draw in MS Paint

I wish I was a Biometal.

had to.. Granted, you're now a penny.


i wish for my own planet D:

[TeaOfJay]

Granted, but it blows up as soon as you set foot on it.

I wish Sonic Unleashed turns out to be good and I'm wrong for being so negative.

[Phi]

Granted, but then the game crashes as soon as you play it.

I wish I had my own mansion.

[Police Girl]

Granted, Its Luigi's Mansion.

I wish I could cheat the world and return to my lover, and also bomb teletubbie land while I safely vanish from there.

[Phi]

Granted, but then your lover gets hit by a car and teletubbie land has a back-up shield.

I wish I was passing math.

[Nexus]

RMZX.EXE - Granted, but your lover is in another castle.  
SD - Granted, but now you're failing other classes.

I wish I was in the ZX universe as a major character who doesn't die.  

[Ninja Lou]

Granted You are now the Auto of ZX.

I wish I could fly!

[Rad Lionheart]

Granted; but you can only fly under water. Don't ask how that works.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dr Pepper.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but it is all expired and tastes like toilet water.

I wish I had super speed!

[Police Girl]

Granted, but its all diet.

I wish I found my lover in that other castle. (I will save her from the clutches of Ashford!)

[Phi]

Granted, but the castle falls apart crushing both of you.

I wish I found a mine filled with gold.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but its only Pyrite (Fools Gold.)

I wish me and my lover survived the castle crashing. (Bad pun .)

[Trask]

Granted, but your "lover" reveals herself to be a mere Toad, and she is in another castle.

I wish for a Twix bar.

[Phi]

Granted, but It is melted.

I wish that I had a new PSP.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted.... then you discover it still sucks =p

I wish Another Century's Episode 4 would come out on the PS3

[Sakura Leic]

Granted.... then you discover it still sucks =p

I wish Another Century's Episode 4 would come out on the PS3

Granted but your PS3 blows up when you insert the disk.

I wish my life was a RPG.

[TeaOfJay]

Granted, but it's one of those horrible ones that tries too hard to make itself good. i.e. There are were skewed proportions on women everywhere.

...I wish my life was that RPG. That sounds awesome.

[Trask]

Granted, but you have a random encounter with a monster every 5 seconds.

I wish I had Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.

[Sparky]

Granted, but it's the demo version.

I wish the magical talking fish did not exist.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, You are instead hit with a magical talking shark!

I wish I could cast magic.