Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

[TeaOfJay]

Granted, but Bridget soon dies from unknown causes while muttering "I should have had that fish taco..." before he died. This spurs you on to the path of revenge, leading you to destroy all fish tacos that you see from now on.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Solar]

Granted, but it is a non-living female teacup.

I wish my head stopped hurting x_x

[CephiYumi]

you got it!  But... you lose all feeling in your head and eventually all brain function as well, you then appear in one of the Resident Evil games as zombie #147.

I wish I had some fewd o.o;

[Nekomata]

granted~ it's horribly burnt.

i wish for nothing, rawr~

[Gaia]

@ Cephi: Granted, but you will eventually die FROM the fewd due do overeating and/or kidney faliure.

@ Neko: You got nothing, but yet you feel the need for something.

I wish I had some karts. (plays a little off from this)

[Police Girl]

You got karts, and Spikey Shells... All targeted at your head, have fun.

I Still Wish Kallen was my girlfriend....

[Gaia]

In an unexpected turn of events, she went to a small town on an island and fell in love with an active overwieight named Peter and married him, they had three children (Plus talking dog) years later. (you did NOT see that coming  )

I wish I had an Articuno..

[Police Girl]

Granted, but it pecked your eyes out.

I now wish Peter Griffin would rot in hell for stealing my girl. (I still wonder how Kallen fell in love with him, He's an american creation!)

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but he took you with him

I wish PB would be attacked by a group of rabid badgers.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but PB is saved by is Sexellence. 

I wish... Well I don't know what to... AH! I wish I lived in Japan!

[Ninja Lou]

Granted, but Vixy and PB kill them. 

I wish... Well I don't know what to... AH! I wish I lived in Japan!

Then Godzilla attacked destroying everything.

I wish I had a Valkyrie.

[Nekomata]

granted, unfortunately it's Mylene's D:

i wish.. um.. i wish Ares wasn't so lame. |:

[Nexus]

Granted, but then he turns insane and tries to kill humanity.

I wish I was a fish.

[Trask]

Granted, but you're placed in an aquarium on a Friday at a Catholic Church.
I wish I could be a mercenary.

[Ninja Lou]

granted, unfortunately it's Mylene's D:
i wish.. um.. i wish Ares wasn't so lame. |:

I can work with this.... some paint... weapons.... I'm so sad.

Granted, but you're placed in an aquarium on a Friday at a Catholic Church.
I wish I could be a mercenary.

Granted!! Except in battle you wet yourself!

[Solar]

Since Lou didn't wish anything this goes at Trask: Granted, but you die in your first battle after getting shot... in the ass.

I wish for explosions that are nowhere near me.

Granted, but then he turns insane and tries to kill humanity.

Isn't that what he does already?

[TeaOfJay]

Granted, but the explosions go off in a chain and end up going towards you.

I wish for a giant robot.

[Nexus]

Granted, but then it fails in a giant robot battle and you are utterly destroyinated.

I wish for a full E-Tank.

[Nekomata]

granted, it's fulla [parasitic bomb].

I wish Sakura wasn't lame~

[TeaOfJay]

Granted, but then the internet explodes because there arnen't enough lame people.

I wish for giant robot insurance.

[Ninja Lou]

Granted but it only covers oil damage.

I wish I had a time machine!
Since I forgot my other wish, I wish Hitomi would drop kick Jericho!

[Nexus]

1 - Granted, but you screw up history and are never born.
2 - Granted, but he goes skidding into you, knocking you both into a spike pit.

[Police Girl]

Granted, but it ages you when you travel.
and Granted, but jerry pushes you off the building and you fall 1500 feet.

[TeaOfJay]

There are no wishes to corrupt, so your heads just explode.

I wish I didn't have that spoiled milk this morning.

[Nexus]

Granted, but someone you know somehow drinks it, then hates you for no known reason while they're spending their day on the can.

I wish I was a Biometal.