The ^, <, V Game!

[Archer]

^ Can do what they please, because
< doesn't care
v although they might

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

^ WHO IS "THEY" PLEASE ANSWER IN COMPLETE SENTENCES
< I HAVE SAND IN MY VAGINA
v NOW MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF

[megaman24681012]

^ Okay, but first turn off Caps Lock.

< I have an odd sense of humor.

V Make me laugh.

[Alice in Entropy]

^ Man walks into a bar. Hilarity ensues. Now laugh.

< GWARHARHARHARHARHAR.

V Tick-tock-melon-clock?

[Black Mage J]

^Yummy~
< I am amazingly amazing
V Will hug a person/place/thing.

[Alice in Entropy]

^ I like hugs.

< Likes hugs.

V *Hugs*

[Black Mage J]

^Eh, well, mkay. *hugs*?

< Well now, I guess I'm babysitting

V Is a better babysitter than I.

[Sapphire Knight]

^ OBJECTION!!!
< I don't like kids very much (their high pitched voices really hurt)
V Wants to stab something with a ball (it CAN be done, it's just take a LOT of effort)

[Archer]

^ Has predicted my current state of mind well.
< Although I would never stab something with a ball. Too much effort, nothing extra gained.
V Should go suck a duck.

[Black Mage J]

^No you.

< Is full

V Does not celebrate christmas or any other holiday, which means today is your day!

[megaman24681012]

^ wat

< I'm an agnostic (doesn't care if god exists).

V Is an atheist.

[Archer]

^ None of your business.
< Should start a business.
v you go away now

[Dr. Wily II]

^ ...
< ...
V Runs off into the sunset.

[Emiri Landeel]

^ NO! Don't go!!!
< *run after him*
v will ignore me

[Protoman Blues]

^ Fantastic Artist
< Fantastic Writer
v FANTASTIC MAX

[Archer]

^ ...nice muscles you have there.
< I'm kinda skinny, really. Neat.
v you are rippling with muscles so big they haven't been that big since some really big muscly guy.

[Blackhook]

^ Thanks?
< Not really skinny, but not really fat
v  has the right physique

[Emiri Landeel]

^ YEZ!
< *wearing a fake plastic muscle*
v Show me your moves!

[Dr. Wily II]

^ YES
< *flexes his tummy muscle*
V Has something better.

[Archer]

^ Nope.
< Cheerful.
v In a good mood?

[Sniper X]

^Nah.
< ARTBLOCK @_@
V Is watching something...

[Black Mage J]

^ Oh...It's nothing importan *closes tab*

< enjoys christmas

V Will invite me to his/her house for a awesome holiday special tonight at 7.

[DjKlzonez]

^No way i'm letting you in!!

<Finishing a song

V is eating waffles

[Black Mage J]

^ You can't have some, sicne you wont let me rob your presents

< 

V

[Dexter Dexter]

^ THIS ISN'T A COOKIE!
< I won't be having Christmas this year...
V  (laced with arsenic, no one knows)