Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[ST Jestah]

 
I couldn't have, because he killed me before I could even get to them, with a straw, in the kitchen, by the stove.

[Blackhook]

 
There was no straw since he stole it too!

[ST Jestah]

DOUBLE

I didn't steal it, because he ate it!

[Blackhook]

 
I couldn´t since he stole my stomach

[ST Jestah]

TRIPLE

I would have but he sucked his stomach with the same straw he was about to eat!

[SoulAnimal]

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBOOOO BRREEEAAAKKKEEERRR!!! óVó

[Afro-Shroom]

did not make a reference Killer Instinct and broke the thread in one post/move... 

[Akamaru]

is eating microwaved chinese food, day old McDonald's orange juice, and a refrigerated cheesecake.

[Jericho]

Probably found that all delicious.

[borockman]

Is already drolling by just posting that.

[Ninetails]

Blood from a Pikachu is dribbling down with that drool.

[ST Jestah]

Is drooling because of the Pikachu's blood

[Dr. Wily II]

Is that Pikachu that's bleeding.

[ST Jestah]

Is the bad trainer who let that Pikachu get eaten.

[Afro-Shroom]

Ate the pikachu

[borockman]

Pikachu ate him.

[Archer]

Doesn't like men sucking other men's nipples.

[Protoman Blues]

Doesn't like sucking on men's nipples. 

[VixyNyan]

Doesn't like licking cakes.

[Dr. Wily II]

Is really a talking cake bent on total sugary domination.

[Afro-Shroom]

Was first known as Dr. Pepper II but changed his name to avoid legal complications with the REAL Dr. Pepper

[Dr. Wily II]

The 'fro's a wig.

[Afro-Shroom]

has 11 toes...on one foot!

[Dr. Wily II]

Is really a talking mushroom bent on total shroomy domination.

Wait... That sounded familiar...

[Sniper X]

Is my servant.