Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Mirby]

[it was an A-Team reference, btw]

Once had sex with a semicolon. To this day, no one knows how it worked.

[Bloodedge]

Totally wiped out over a peach core in front of her pet turtle, Rick Highlander.

[Shinigami No Tekken]

(Need to watch that.)

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

Wasn't just Rick Roll'd.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a fat kid that will grow up to become a skinny sport star.

[Mirby]

Tried the TV machine in the Wonka factory.

[Bloodedge]

Has never tried pickles and chocolate.

[Mirby]

Has tried pickles and chocolate.

And loved it.

[Sapphire Knight]

((I've had pickles and chocolate. Not a pleasant combo...))

Can burp out pi to 1000 places.

[Mirby]

Can fart out pi to 1001 places.

[Shinigami No Tekken]

Tends to fart the Alphabet when no-one's looking.

[Black Mage J]

Sings Simon And Garfunkel songs only they are all about God.

[Shinigami No Tekken]

(Never heard of 'em.)

Eats nails for breakfast, steel bars for lunch, 16-wheelers for dinner, and a nice dessert of human flesh to top it all off. And that is his pre-match food-schedule.

[Karasai♪]

Is Really Axl but Denys it

[Mirby]

Once ate a twelve egg omelette... in one bite.

[Black Mage J]

Battle chef.

[Vidramidra]

Secretly collecting Bakugan cards

[Sapphire Knight]

Is a Chinese dragon in a Protoman.EXE costume.

[David5109]

Is a jerk!

[Shinigami No Tekken]

Is like the noobiest of the noobs.

[David5109]

Hates Mega Man ZX!

[Shinigami No Tekken]

Hates Mega Man Legends!

[Black Mage J]

He is 42.

[Gary Loaki]

majors in white magic

[Shinigami No Tekken]

Likes Charizard porn.

[Dexter Dexter]

Dropped a hair dryer in a bathtub full of water, jumped in, and managed to survive the ordeal unscathed.