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Reply #2150 on: December 01, 2009, 10:45:32 PM
Masturbated to Yu-Gi-Oh abridged! 8B


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Reply #2151 on: December 01, 2009, 10:55:39 PM
In his quest to retrieve the mighty Golden Hook from the dreaded and powerful Gildabeast atop the treacherous mountains of Skii'rahgg, he tripped, fell and lost his hand to a pile of spiky rocks. With no Golden Hook, he had to settle for a black one.

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Reply #2152 on: December 01, 2009, 11:10:11 PM
Lumber jack king who decided to become a banker but broke paris hilton in half when he thoguht she was a toothpick.



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Reply #2153 on: December 01, 2009, 11:26:13 PM
Runs on a nitrous oxide injection system.

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Reply #2154 on: December 02, 2009, 12:58:06 AM
His avatar is a pic of himself.

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Reply #2155 on: December 02, 2009, 01:54:55 AM
Is the one living person capable of killing Chuck Norris.

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Reply #2156 on: December 02, 2009, 02:24:05 AM
Loves to touch pineapples during his sleep.



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Reply #2157 on: December 02, 2009, 04:50:40 AM
Humps monkahs

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Reply #2158 on: December 02, 2009, 05:41:59 AM
Is really an incompitent alien invader being held hostage by a human family.

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Reply #2159 on: December 03, 2009, 04:11:58 AM
Is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, which makes us absolutely nothing which the above poster is about to become.

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Reply #2160 on: December 03, 2009, 04:15:18 AM
He knows less.

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Reply #2161 on: December 03, 2009, 06:47:23 AM
Is Colin Mochrie

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Reply #2162 on: December 03, 2009, 06:50:17 AM
Is Urkel

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Reply #2163 on: December 03, 2009, 06:52:37 AM
Is actually the first Z!



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Reply #2164 on: December 03, 2009, 07:00:35 AM
Is acually the last A! 8D

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Reply #2165 on: December 03, 2009, 07:08:45 AM
Is really a cup of coffee!

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Reply #2166 on: December 03, 2009, 08:20:25 AM
Is really an Emerald Knight!

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Reply #2167 on: December 03, 2009, 08:58:35 AM
Has a 10-foot-tall afro

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Reply #2168 on: December 03, 2009, 09:00:04 AM
Defeated the Sapphire Weapon!



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Reply #2169 on: December 03, 2009, 11:51:27 PM
First man to eat himself and still be there in one piece.



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Reply #2170 on: December 05, 2009, 12:01:05 AM
He is the guy you must beat to unlock Gen.



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Reply #2171 on: December 05, 2009, 12:04:26 AM
Spikes his cereal.

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Reply #2172 on: December 05, 2009, 12:18:41 AM
Is naturally blue-skinned with a 25-foot-tall, bubblegum pink afro and yellow eyes.

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Reply #2173 on: January 12, 2010, 10:43:16 AM
Is actually Ultraman from Earth-Three who survived the Crisis on Infinite Earths by faking his death



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Reply #2174 on: January 12, 2010, 08:29:48 PM
Invented the toilet.