Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Blackhook]

Masturbated to Yu-Gi-Oh abridged!

[Alice in Entropy]

In his quest to retrieve the mighty Golden Hook from the dreaded and powerful Gildabeast atop the treacherous mountains of Skii'rahgg, he tripped, fell and lost his hand to a pile of spiky rocks. With no Golden Hook, he had to settle for a black one.

Which was still made by the Gods, incidentally.

[Black Mage J]

Lumber jack king who decided to become a banker but broke paris hilton in half when he thoguht she was a toothpick.

[Dexter Dexter]

Runs on a nitrous oxide injection system.

[OmegaZ]

His avatar is a pic of himself.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is the one living person capable of killing Chuck Norris.

[Black Mage J]

Loves to touch pineapples during his sleep.

[OmegaZ]

Humps monkahs

Nuff said.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is really an incompitent alien invader being held hostage by a human family.

[Dexter Dexter]

Is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate, which makes us absolutely nothing which the above poster is about to become.

[OmegaZ]

He knows less.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is Colin Mochrie

[OmegaZ]

Is Urkel

[HyperSonicEXE]

Is actually the first Z!

[OmegaZ]

Is acually the last A!

OmegaZ

Aldo

huh...

[Sapphire Knight]

Is really a cup of coffee!

[OmegaZ]

Is really an Emerald Knight!

[Sapphire Knight]

Has a 10-foot-tall afro

[HyperSonicEXE]

Defeated the Sapphire Weapon!

[Archer]

First man to eat himself and still be there in one piece.

[Black Mage J]

He is the guy you must beat to unlock Gen.

[Dexter Dexter]

Spikes his cereal.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is naturally blue-skinned with a 25-foot-tall, bubblegum pink afro and yellow eyes.

[redjirachi]

Is actually Ultraman from Earth-Three who survived the Crisis on Infinite Earths by faking his death

[Archer]

Invented the toilet.