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Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #2975 on:** March 19, 2013, 01:50:19 AM

Was once part of a league of trolls known as G.L.O.T.E. (Glorious League Of Trolling's Elite) but betrayed them in the Great War of Troll by killing their main Trollmander in Chief whilst fighting /anonymous/.

Frozen Potato · **Reply #2976 on:** March 19, 2013, 06:28:52 AM

His effect on drinking Mountain Dew's can screw up every logic of the entire omniverse

Archer · **Reply #2977 on:** March 19, 2013, 06:29:05 AM

intriguing name

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2978 on:** March 19, 2013, 09:29:24 AM

Is as dumb as a sack of hammers.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #2979 on:** March 19, 2013, 11:40:01 AM

Is as smart as a sack of hammers.

Mirby · **Reply #2980 on:** March 19, 2013, 11:46:17 AM

Is a sack of hammers.

Burst · **Reply #2981 on:** March 19, 2013, 12:47:46 PM

Has normal hair.

Frozen Potato · **Reply #2982 on:** March 19, 2013, 02:15:41 PM

His hair is on fire.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #2983 on:** March 19, 2013, 02:33:22 PM

Drools caramel.

Also dat sack of hammers exchange.

Burst · **Reply #2984 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:18:30 AM

Is a professional basketball player in Bulgaria.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2985 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:34:18 AM

Is a professional hockey player in Guatemala.

Archer · **Reply #2986 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:36:51 AM

does not like the coffee

Burst · **Reply #2987 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:37:37 AM

Dissects sheep brains for a living.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2988 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:39:21 AM

Works in a chocolate factory that makes chocolate bunnies. For every 20 bunnies he eats the ears off of one.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2989 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:59:34 AM

Was once confused for Superman and had to battle Lex Luthor, only for the real Superman to show up after she had defeated Luthor and wonder how the hell anyone got the two of them mixed up.

Burst · **Reply #2990 on:** March 20, 2013, 03:04:45 AM

Is God.

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #2991 on:** March 20, 2013, 03:19:42 AM

~~(Oh [parasitic bomb]! Someone found out!)~~

Was once a Pharaoh in ancient times, but he invented a time machine and jumped to the future, where he learned that he, supposedly, was eaten by Anubis.

irgpie · **Reply #2992 on:** March 20, 2013, 03:27:55 AM

Can make up 1328 solid and incredibly endearing pick up lines for sheep in 4.3 seconds. He has kidnapped trillions worth of wool from farms across the world with this trickery. It is said every 5 years he shears every sheep he's captured and uses it to create a 1000:1 scale model of that fuzzy sweater from Seinfeld. Then burns it in tribute to Jerry.

Archer · **Reply #2993 on:** March 20, 2013, 04:44:56 AM

douche

Burst · **Reply #2994 on:** March 20, 2013, 04:48:44 AM

Has an equally good mustache.

irgpie · **Reply #2995 on:** March 20, 2013, 05:33:08 AM

Once went around to every visibly homeless individual in Detroit and gave them $5. What was thought by onlookers to be a simple act of charity was actually a payment for something far more heinous. Soon every paid bum began acting crazy in the streets and proclaiming their benefactor to be the 2nd coming of Jesus. The act terrified citizens and the entirety of Detroit was shut down for a quarantine that lasted 543 days. All blame was shifted on the homeless and their supposed delusions. To this day the world's top psychologists have been unable to crack the 'mystery' to this large scale incident.

Archer · **Reply #2996 on:** March 20, 2013, 05:36:08 AM

Phi · **Reply #2997 on:** March 20, 2013, 05:37:20 AM

Hates Pokemon with a burning passion.

Archer · **Reply #2998 on:** March 20, 2013, 05:37:42 AM

Wants everything to be all Pokemon all the time

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2999 on:** March 20, 2013, 05:38:31 AM

Hates Gundam and Jojo.

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