Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

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AdamTheHedgehog

#1850
July 21, 2009, 05:31:06 AM
Nearly killed Travis Touchdown in a sword duel..

Archer

#1851
July 21, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
When he has to make a choice, he'll do the smart thing.

Alice in Entropy

#1852
July 21, 2009, 04:03:42 PM
It's said that if you chant his name seventeen times in front of the mirror, he'll appear and mooch off of your money for the rest of your life. The only way to get him to leave is to carve his image in a bar of soap and burn it with a lighter.

Shinobu

#1853
July 21, 2009, 07:39:15 PM
When I went to the supermarket, I saw him sitting on the street corner begging for money.

Alice in Entropy

#1854
July 21, 2009, 08:31:32 PM
Gave me money. I graciously accepted it.

Gotham Ranger

#1855
July 22, 2009, 01:23:59 AM
His mother was actually half porcupine, which would explain why his hair has a natural ability to poke eyes out. And thats just the pubes.

Irgendein

#1856
July 22, 2009, 01:26:04 AM
Was one of the people who lost an eye due to said hair.

Alice in Entropy

#1857
July 22, 2009, 01:29:58 AM
Has no sense of smell. Instead, he has a sense called "fnurp". Nobody knows how fnurp functions or what it's for.

ST Jestah

#1858
July 22, 2009, 01:38:24 AM
Has a dessert fetish.

Alice in Entropy

#1859
July 22, 2009, 01:39:18 AM
His characters are boring and uncreative.

Archer

#1860
July 22, 2009, 02:56:57 AM
When I went to the dentist, I saw that he was there as a receptionist! A volunteer receptionist!

Alice in Entropy

#1861
July 22, 2009, 03:02:10 AM
I took most of his teeth when he wasn't looking.

Archer

#1862
July 22, 2009, 03:03:08 AM
He used my teeth to replace the ones he lost in a horrible squash accident.

Irgendein

#1863
July 22, 2009, 03:25:24 AM
Was actually the one responsible for said squash accident.

Archer

#1864
July 22, 2009, 03:27:31 AM
His hands glow in the dark.

Blackhook

#1865
July 22, 2009, 05:54:25 PM
He is made of Mahogany

Alice in Entropy

#1866
July 22, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
Catches fire every time his name is mentioned in front of him.

ST Jestah

#1867
July 22, 2009, 10:29:51 PM
Has horrible grammar and writing skills.

Alice in Entropy

#1868
July 22, 2009, 10:50:37 PM
Can't draw.

Archer

#1869
July 22, 2009, 11:06:51 PM
His face is made of led.

borockman

#1870
July 23, 2009, 01:53:19 AM
Is a nutcracker.

Proud member of Indigo tribe!

http://borockman.deviantart.com/

Archer

#1871
July 23, 2009, 01:55:12 AM
It's his nuts I crack... yeah.

borockman

#1872
July 23, 2009, 01:56:49 AM
He manage to crack my nuts.

Proud member of Indigo tribe!

http://borockman.deviantart.com/

Archer

#1873
July 23, 2009, 02:02:53 AM
He's the cause of my pain.

Alice in Entropy

#1874
July 23, 2009, 02:05:07 AM
Drinks Pepsi out of a shoe.

...I got nothin' better. My mind's too tired.
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