Twas Billy and the Shyguy clones
Did grax and grumble in the crade
All lizzy were the Hanger Zones
And Phanto renegade
Beware Shadow Boss, my son!
The killer clams, the mummy men!
Don't Goomba with a nool and shun
The death-breath known as Ken!
He holtzed Zigmos from afar
Dodged zombie slime with lightning scroll
While Zelda in her Mamba jar
Made yuki with a troll
And as he peaked for Pyradocks
The Shadow Boss twinbellowed through
Backed up by Pengs, Chicago Ox,
Twelve ninjas and Magoo
Dagoom! Dagoom! Zabs met their doom
And when the final Folfu fell
Laid bloopered ranks of battletanks
And Mario as well
And hast thou beat the Shadow Boss?
Well, spike my foss, no Sniffit thee!
Kello, kello, o Porcupo!
He dakkered in his skree.
Twas Billy and the Shyguy clones
Did grax and grumble in the crade
All lizzy were the Hanger Zones
And Phanto renegade