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Reply #800 on: September 24, 2011, 07:36:45 PM
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they arrived home, the postman was dead on their porch.



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Reply #801 on: October 07, 2011, 09:30:46 AM
"Greetings. In the equation A = (π/1012 × 16,072)(R×R)(E∞)², can you tell me what the value of A is?"

It's gotta be unsolvable bullshit.  What's the value of R, and the [tornado fang] is up with E times infinity, squared?  It's gotta be unsolvable bullshit.

Though, if someone can actually solve this, I wish to know who your math teacher is so that they may teach me their ways.


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Reply #802 on: October 07, 2011, 09:37:43 AM
http://frame-advantage.com/video/marvel-vs-capcom-3/wednesday-night-fights-season-3-finale/marn-vs-dr-sprochter/2819

Linking friends to match videos, I guess?
Hrm.

I honestly can't remember why I copied that.

...what?


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Reply #803 on: October 07, 2011, 10:50:13 AM

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #804 on: October 09, 2011, 08:40:35 PM


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #805 on: October 09, 2011, 10:10:29 PM

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #806 on: October 11, 2011, 08:11:54 AM
   <TrakNar>   Tonight's stupid TFN fanfic title: "Pieces of Anakin"
   <TrakNar>   Written by: "Anakins_Kiss"
   <TrakNar>   :|
   <Zervonn>   Sounds like it could be good.
   <TrakNar>   To quote from the thread title: "PURE angst"
   <Jang|Away>   XD
   <TrakNar>   So, if angst is your thing, then yes, it sounds like it could be good. :P
   <Jang|Away>   Sounds craptastic


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Reply #807 on: October 11, 2011, 09:07:10 AM

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Reply #808 on: November 08, 2011, 08:27:28 AM
At a point in the Clone Wars, she and her sister were injected with a toxin that changed them into Humans.

It's from this. 

Posted on: October 11, 2011, 08:23:52 AM
   <TrakNar>   !bah
   <Nuku-Nuku>   Bah to CGI. >.<
   <TrakNar>   YEAH! Bah to it!
   <TrakNar>   I love you, Nuku.


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Reply #809 on: February 15, 2012, 12:00:35 PM
Petrov, Sergey zmedia@ximail.ru
   
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Hello,

If you are looking for a job, we strongly recommend you to find a job in Russia.

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The employer covers all transport expenses, insurance and accomodation.
Most of the companies cover oil, gas, energy, metal and automotive industries.
Please note that your resume and copies of diplomas should be translated to Russian language.
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Sincerely yours,

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Reply #811 on: February 16, 2012, 02:40:03 AM
You have a special place in my heart?



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Reply #812 on: February 16, 2012, 04:57:01 PM
©21XX OVERCLOCKED REMIX

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Reply #813 on: February 17, 2012, 08:54:09 AM
   <Toprawa>   http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hoopaju
   <Toprawa>   "What's an anal probe?"
   <Toprawa>   "That's where you put this big metal hoopaju up your butt."
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Reply #814 on: August 20, 2012, 01:48:21 AM
Dear Marty, if my calculations are correct you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past 8 months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that hit the DeLorean caused a gigawatt overload which scrambled the time circuits, activated the flux capacitor, and sent me back to 1885. The overload shorted out the time circuits and destroyed the flying circuits. Unfortunately, the car will never fly again.
I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons.
I have buried the DeLorean in the abandoned Delgado Mine, adjacent to the Old Boot Hill cemetery, as shown on the enclosed map. Hopefully, it should remain undisturbed and preserved until you uncover it in 1955. Inside you will find repair instructions. My 1955 counterpart should have no problem repairing it so that you can drive it back to the future. Once you have returned to 1985, destroy the time machine.
Do not, I repeat, do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and the wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Einstein for me.
I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Marty, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me. You've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart. Your friend in time, Doc, Emmett L Brown. September 1st, 1885.


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Reply #816 on: August 20, 2012, 02:48:48 AM

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #817 on: August 21, 2012, 07:45:38 AM
{{Eras|imp}}

EXCITING.


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Reply #818 on: August 21, 2012, 08:09:37 AM

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #819 on: August 21, 2012, 08:31:00 AM
File:Knuckles 17.png

Yep.


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Reply #820 on: August 21, 2012, 08:45:51 AM
2,540

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #821 on: August 21, 2012, 10:46:58 PM
why do people find slenderman scary



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Reply #822 on: August 31, 2012, 09:49:27 AM
[[File:Hammerhead-spr.png|left]]

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Reply #823 on: August 31, 2012, 09:51:39 AM
I can't see the pic.

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Reply #824 on: August 31, 2012, 10:06:57 AM
 <Mirbs> the end of the anniversary event will reveal hashimoto and nomura and grand maesters of yevon

that should be AS instead of AND but whatever

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