[spoiler]ErikPflueger> I cannot tell you guys how bloody angry I am right now...
<TrakNar> I misread "Nova Orion" as "Nova Onion." And thinking about it, I like "Nova Onion" better.
<TrakNar> How come?
<ErikPflueger> Why, you ask?
<ErikPflueger> I'll tell you why
<ErikPflueger> Because my wife and I just watched that damned film Twilight
<TrakNar> I take it it sucked ass.
<ErikPflueger> That has to be the worst film I've seen in a LOOOOOOONG time
<SinisterSamurai> I've always considered "Bloody Anger" to be when you pop a vessel.
<ErikPflueger> Ass is the only thing that WAS sucked in this film
<TrakNar> Lol
<ErikPflueger> For a film about vampires, there was precious little vimpiring going on
<TrakNar> More like emo teens whining, from what I gathered from the book.
<SinisterSamurai> I have heard that it is a formulaic Teen-girl romance about pretty vampires that are not evil.
<SinisterSamurai> And in the sunlight, they glitter.
<ErikPflueger> Some angsty chick that will probably be hot when she's legal hooks up with some girlish boy-man with even MORe angst and happens to be a vampire
<ErikPflueger> No burning up in sunlight
<TrakNar> Just as I figured, whiney emo teens.
<ErikPflueger> No death by crosses or garlic
<ErikPflueger> No plot or action
<ErikPflueger> The relationship is the most chaste you'll see outside of Catholicism
<ErikPflueger> All they do is hang out playing baseball, dancing at the prom, and cooking meals that never get eaten
<TrakNar> What a waste of food.
<SinisterSamurai> I dunno dude. I heard of many unchaste things happening to "purify" heathens during the crusades, the inquisitions.
<ErikPflueger> No fiery passion, just a kiss. A KISS. ONE.
<ErikPflueger> And at the end? A pretty lame fight that does nothing to wake me up because by this time I'm in a coma
<ErikPflueger> And gthe implication of a sequel that I will NEVER, EVER, see.
<ErikPflueger> At the end I couldn;'t even make MST3K jokes at it
<TrakNar> Dang!
<TrakNar> Now THAT'S a bad movie![/spoiler]
From Wookieepedia's IRC comes a review of the movie Twilight.