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Reply #75 on: March 11, 2010, 10:17:11 PM
But what if you do it for fun?

If you think the exit in Star Road 3 in SMW is the goal post in plain sight, you're playing it wrong.

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Reply #76 on: March 12, 2010, 05:27:53 AM
If you can't beat Burst Man with only pew-pew whilst letting yourself get trapped in the bubbles then your playing it wrong. 8U

Seriously though I can do it.  8)

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Reply #77 on: March 12, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
If you get so emotionally attached to your characters in Fire Emblem that you can't bring yourself to kill your units to get the side chapters in Shadow Dragon then you need to rethink why you're playing FE in the first place.

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Reply #78 on: March 14, 2010, 10:30:11 PM
If your right thumb only touches one button at a time...

If your left thumb isn't touching four directions...

If you...

...can't press all combinations of the four right buttons with a single thumb...

...use your left thumb to accomplish the previous feat...

...can't Command Dash off walls...

...got stuck in Crono Trigger because of key ghosting...

...imply that, in your youth, you played a console game with a keyboard...

...you're doing it wrong.

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Reply #79 on: March 14, 2010, 10:43:00 PM
If you want the quickest way to beat the original SMB and you're playing a stage other than 1-1, 1-2, 4-1, 4-2, and all of World 8, then why are you trying?

In Mario Kart Wii: If you can't stay far, far ahead of your opponents while you're in 1st on 50cc, then don't ever touch a gaming console again.

Also Mario Kart Wii related: If you don't know how to properly utilize the best karts in the world, the Mini Beast, the Wild Wing and the Flame Flyer, then you are doing it wrong... but you can let your preferences decide.

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Reply #80 on: March 14, 2010, 11:00:16 PM
If you...

...don't know how to Land/Dash cancel with Zero...
...haven't combined Beowulf and Royal Guard...
...can't beat MMX1 without the Leg/Buster Upgrade...

...you're playing it wrong.



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Reply #81 on: March 14, 2010, 11:12:12 PM
Also Mario Kart Wii related: If you don't know how to properly utilize the best karts in the world, the Mini Beast, the Wild Wing and the Flame Flyer, then you are doing it wrong... but you can let your preferences decide.

If you're using a kart in Mario Kart Wii, what is wrong with you?


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Reply #82 on: March 14, 2010, 11:52:31 PM
If you're using a kart in Mario Kart Wii, what is wrong with you?
What's wrong with karts?


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Reply #83 on: March 15, 2010, 12:40:28 AM
What's wrong with karts?

If you racing karts in any kart game...



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Reply #84 on: March 15, 2010, 12:52:26 AM
What's wrong with karts?

Bikes are just infinitely better.


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Reply #85 on: March 15, 2010, 12:54:49 AM
Bikes are just infinitely better.
...

...uh-huh.

(i.e. I think that's simply a matter of opinion.)


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Reply #86 on: March 15, 2010, 12:57:43 AM
Because bikes can do wheelie's....while karts can only jump.



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Reply #87 on: March 15, 2010, 01:38:43 AM
Because bikes can do wheelie's....while karts can only jump.
I don't see what those two have to do with each other. And "jumping" is actually for drifting.


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Reply #88 on: March 15, 2010, 01:39:25 AM
Yeah, well karts have a longer mini-turbo time period from drifting. Bikes are like karts that are just there to be a pain in the dick when you're driving them... in my opinion, that is.

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Reply #89 on: March 17, 2010, 06:40:39 AM
if you only play the high tiers in SSBB you might as well assume the "party submission position" and get killed by the rest of the SSBB community.

seriously, STOP PLAYING METAKNIGHT/SNAKE!


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Reply #90 on: March 17, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
If you haven't made a few uterly stupid Brawl stages...

Examples:
All Spikes
All Springs
Widely Spaced Falling Blocks
Giant Spiral
Only Ladders
Teleport Glitch
Narrow Vertical Corridor
Empty Space

If the silliness of your stage music is not proportional to the silliness of your stage...

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Reply #91 on: March 17, 2010, 10:03:24 PM
If you let Queen Gohma spawn off the baby Gohmas in Ocarina of Time, you're playing it wrong.

Seriously, I killed her before she could even do anything. All the sudden death animation, and I'm all like, "That's it? Really?"
If you have no idea who R.O.B. is, please... just... die... now...

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Reply #92 on: March 17, 2010, 10:20:50 PM
If you let Queen Gohma spawn off the baby Gohmas in Ocarina of Time, you're playing it wrong.
Well, atleast I defeated her on my first try...that counts too right? Right?

If you have no idea who R.O.B. is, please... just... die... now...
All I know is that he is playable in Brawl. I am too young to know about him and I don´t live in America so I don´t even care about him. Now excuse cause I´m going to jump of the window...on your behalf...hope you feel guilty, if not I will haunt you. Yes I am aware that what I just wrote is not funny at all and just plain stupid....but I don´t care....JK   


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Reply #93 on: March 17, 2010, 10:24:10 PM
He's known in Japan as Robot I think. Basically, he's a little Robotic Operating Buddy Nintendo released alongside the NES to play games with you. Only two games were designed for him: Gyromite and Stack-Up. He had minor references in F-Zero GX, Pikmin 2, and the WarioWare games, among others. The fact that he's in Brawl is frickin' awesome. He's also my main.

Is all that information right?

also, since you're too young, you have an excuse. It was 25 years ago, after all.

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Reply #94 on: March 18, 2010, 07:31:34 AM
If you can't get the heart tank in Flame Stag's stage in X2 without dying you're playing it wrong.

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Reply #95 on: March 18, 2010, 07:58:43 AM
If you can't get the heart tank in Spark Mandrill's stage in less than 9 minutes (see Rad Lionheart), you're playing it wrong.



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Reply #96 on: March 18, 2010, 08:16:33 AM
If you can't get the heart tank in Spark Mandrill's stage in less than 9 minutes (see Rad Lionheart), you're playing it wrong.
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Reply #97 on: March 18, 2010, 05:30:53 PM
If you can't get the heart tank in Spark Mandrill's stage in less than 9 minutes (see Rad Lionheart), you're playing it wrong.

From the start of the game? Or are you talking about taking 9 minutes to dash jump up there?

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Reply #98 on: March 18, 2010, 06:35:57 PM
If the only way for you to win a match in Jojo´s Bizzare adventure is to use Petshop, then you are playing it wrong.
If you can´t win a match even using petshop...then you are not used to fighting games


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Reply #99 on: March 18, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
From the start of the game? Or are you talking about taking 9 minutes to dash jump up there?

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