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Reply #2150 on: June 05, 2010, 04:26:33 AM
I say "sweating like a lesbian in a hardware store" and my mother yells at me.
Why? Is the hardware store having a big sale on edible carpeting?



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Reply #2151 on: June 05, 2010, 04:33:36 AM
Why? Is the hardware store having a big sale on edible carpeting?
I... what?


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #2152 on: June 05, 2010, 04:35:43 AM
My voice sounds like pure [parasitic bomb] in a recording. I'm so embarrassed.

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Reply #2153 on: June 05, 2010, 04:37:01 AM
I... what?
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_eating_carpet

My voice sounds like pure [parasitic bomb] in a recording. I'm so embarrassed.
We all sound like [parasitic bomb] when we hear our own voices. It's normal.



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Reply #2154 on: June 05, 2010, 04:40:48 AM


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.


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Reply #2155 on: June 05, 2010, 04:41:28 AM
Right. God, that's an ugly metaphor.
Been 'round forever, dawg.



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Reply #2156 on: June 05, 2010, 04:43:34 AM
Been 'round forever, dawg.
Still doesn't make it less ugly. I mean, all those public hairs...

No zank you, mistah Jones.


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Reply #2157 on: June 05, 2010, 05:16:31 AM
I once got pulled over by a cop for speeding. Except, it was not for that at all. He thought I was a crackhead.
Continue to speed up when the police already told you to stop....you get yourself a headshot....it happens here at my place.....



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Reply #2158 on: June 05, 2010, 05:20:10 AM
....it happens here at my place.....
As in Detroit?


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Reply #2159 on: June 05, 2010, 05:23:25 AM
Dunno,i didnt watched Detroit  :P



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Reply #2160 on: June 05, 2010, 05:24:11 AM
Dunno,i didnt watched Detroit  :P
Lemme just rephrase that...
Do you live in Detroit?


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Reply #2161 on: June 05, 2010, 05:25:26 AM
Nope,somewhere in south east asia.



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Reply #2162 on: June 05, 2010, 05:32:25 AM
Nope,somewhere in south east asia.
Oh, so Detroit's distant cousin, then.


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Reply #2163 on: June 05, 2010, 12:09:32 PM
Nope,somewhere in south east asia.
Where? It seems like somewhere where life is pretty shitty, from the way you tell it.



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Reply #2164 on: June 05, 2010, 12:21:28 PM
Well,i think i have to say it, Malaysia.

Life is pretty good here(and can be half shitty too,but hey anywhere you go can be shitty right?)....but police are being pretty stupid with their guns lately....shooting people around like that,thinking people as suspiciously dangerous criminal for driving past them too fast..... 8U



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Reply #2165 on: June 05, 2010, 12:51:10 PM
Well,i think i have to say it, Malaysia.

Life is pretty good here(and can be half shitty too,but hey anywhere you go can be shitty right?)....but police are being pretty stupid with their guns lately....shooting people around like that,thinking people as suspiciously dangerous criminal for driving past them too fast..... 8U
I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT WAS MALAYSIA. Hardcore punishment for small-time crimes and tightly wound security for everything. And ashtrays in every corner, right?

In a way, a "perfect" country in the sense that it's safe and it works, but I guess the Orwellian factor is also into place.

(I am probably being ridiculously stereotypical and an idiot who's counting prejudice as fact. Warn my sardine-eating, moustache wielding lips if I am)



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Reply #2166 on: June 05, 2010, 01:00:47 PM
Speaking of stereotypes, every time somebody says "top o' the morning" to me, I want to wring their necks and eat their kidneys.



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Reply #2167 on: June 05, 2010, 01:20:53 PM
Speaking of stereotypes, every time somebody says "top o' the morning" to me, I want to wring their necks and eat their kidneys.
I love the expression. Makes me want to use a big rugged accent and just go "TOP 'O DA MORNAN' TO YE LADDIE"



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Reply #2168 on: June 05, 2010, 01:47:25 PM
I love the expression. Makes me want to use a big rugged accent and just go "TOP 'O DA MORNAN' TO YE LADDIE"

Except nobody here actually talks like that. The closest thing would be the Culchie farmers from the rural areas. Pretty much every county has its own unique accent, a lot of them god-awful, but some of them charmingly endearing. The accents where I live are some of the worst I have ever heard. Fortunately, my accent is nothing like that; it's pretty much an extremely diluted Irish one that otherwise sounds like your average English-speaking urbanite.



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Reply #2169 on: June 05, 2010, 01:59:25 PM
Except nobody here actually talks like that. The closest thing would be the Culchie farmers from the rural areas. Pretty much every county has its own unique accent, a lot of them god-awful, but some of them charmingly endearing. The accents where I live are some of the worst I have ever heard. Fortunately, my accent is nothing like that; it's pretty much an extremely diluted Irish one that otherwise sounds like your average English-speaking urbanite.
I know. But stereotypes are still hilarious. I make fun of my own accent, which actually is only used in a tiny flock of villages down south by the oldest generation which will perhaps live  ayear or two. But it's such a hilarious one that I can't stop making fun of it.



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Reply #2170 on: June 05, 2010, 02:01:13 PM
It still irks me. =| I don't really like stereotypes myself.



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Reply #2171 on: June 05, 2010, 03:25:37 PM
It still irks me. =| I don't really like stereotypes myself.
As long as people find stereotypes offensive, they'll always be used for insults, cracks and jokes. If we get them as commonplace, they'll simply stop being used in comedy and whatnot because they'll be forgotten. Simple as that.



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Reply #2172 on: June 05, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
Debatable. I've had this argument with my "I'll say what I want regardless of how offensive it is" brother. I would rather not go through with it again. Each to his own.



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Reply #2173 on: June 05, 2010, 03:41:31 PM
As long as people find stereotypes offensive, they'll always be used for insults, cracks and jokes. If we get them as commonplace, they'll simply stop being used in comedy and whatnot because they'll be forgotten. Simple as that.
Genius.

You know, over here, Black activists want Civil War-era literature (and antebellum, I suppose) banned from schools because of the use of the word "[shadow runner]".

Debatable. I've had this argument with my "I'll say what I want regardless of how offensive it is" brother. I would rather not go through with it again. Each to his own.
That just sounds like being an ass for shits and giggles.


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Reply #2174 on: June 05, 2010, 03:47:38 PM
That just sounds like being an ass for shits and giggles.

Oh, he is, believe me. But the thing is, he's a clever ass; he know what he can and can't say, and deliberately pushes the boundaries of decency and taste just to get a reaction. He means very little, if any, of what he says.

The thing is, I personally don't think accepting stereotypes - be they ethnical, racial, etc. - is that easy or will make them magically "go away". People will always say hurtful things for whatever reasons. Taking it as a joke and sweeping it under the proverbial carpet doesn't change the fact that they're often done to be cruel and offensive. As far as I'm concerned, there's a line in comedy you don't cross, and I wouldn't blame people for feeling uneasy around those kind of jokes.

But to get back to the original point, I just think the whole "Irish people talk like leprechauns" schtick makes them come across as ignorant. If you're going to make a joke about being Irish, at least come up with something more original.