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Quickman · **Reply #725 on:** March 26, 2013, 09:19:06 AM

You know... locusts are packed with protein and can be prepared in a variety of ways. Plentiful food source right there.

What if your leg was a couch?

Burst · **Reply #726 on:** March 27, 2013, 03:00:12 AM

I would have elephantitus.

What if your mom was your dad? What if you were adopted?

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #727 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:59:16 AM

Then I would wonder what the hell happened overnight.

What if you hat the power to turn any inanimate object you wanted into a chocolate bunny filled with raspberry jelly of the same size?

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #728 on:** March 27, 2013, 02:05:11 PM

Quote from: Sapphire Knight on March 27, 2013, 10:59:16 AM

Then I would wonder what the hell happened overnight.

What if you hat the power to turn any inanimate object you wanted into a chocolate bunny filled with raspberry jelly of the same size?

I'd give it to some random girl I don't know, since I'm not too fond of sugar treats.

What if the sea tasted sweet instead of salty?

Burst · **Reply #729 on:** March 28, 2013, 03:16:04 AM

There would be a huge industry where billionaires once again do no work and merely exchange papers that somehow have magic powers that denote ownership.

What if there was no chapstick and only lipstick?

Amatiramisu · **Reply #730 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:21:04 AM

Everyone would be so much more glorious.

What if I was actually good at this game?

Phi · **Reply #731 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:25:28 AM

Then you'd grow a bigger 'stache.

What if girls were made of sugar, spice and everything nice?

Amatiramisu · **Reply #732 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:31:11 AM

We'd have less of this.
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What if instagram suddenly ceased to exist?

Burst · **Reply #733 on:** March 28, 2013, 06:11:33 AM

People would still say photography is their life when they don't know [parasitic bomb] about photography.

What if Pangea never seperated?

Waifu · **Reply #734 on:** March 30, 2013, 05:54:39 PM

Then we would never have the world as we know it. (I am not a sicentist so I wouldn't know the intricate details)

What if we had the infintie live cheat codes for real life?

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #735 on:** March 30, 2013, 07:27:32 PM

Then everyone gets a hold of the cheat, then there be no end to our miserable lives as we will be stuck in the same useless bodies, for eternity.

What if it be possible to control our age?

Phi · **Reply #736 on:** May 18, 2013, 01:43:11 AM

Then wrinkle care products would not exist

What if we could grow extra limbs?

Quickman · **Reply #737 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:12:38 AM

Then we could give ourselves an extra helping hand.

What if the world were flat?

Sakura Leic · **Reply #738 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:13:31 AM

It would go to infinity.

What if the world was made of pillows?

Police Girl · **Reply #739 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:20:03 AM

So soft.

What if jeans and a T shirt were considered formal wear?

Quickman · **Reply #740 on:** May 30, 2013, 03:21:35 AM

Then I wouldn't have wasted my money on an outfit for a wedding.

What if food were free?

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #741 on:** May 30, 2013, 07:09:23 AM

Then people with low incomes wouldn't have to choose between getting food and getting that game that they've been waiting on for months.

What if all living things were hermaphroditic (like snails)?

Police Girl · **Reply #742 on:** May 30, 2013, 07:12:04 AM

Then who would get married?

What if all game consoles used the same controllers?

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #743 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:16:20 AM

Then it wouldn't be difficult for the technologically inept to buy game controllers anymore.

What if people were capable of digesting ANYTHING without problems?

Mirby · **Reply #744 on:** May 30, 2013, 08:31:03 AM

then we'd have to truly worship the sheep god, bringer of the baacolypse. because we'd all be goats.

what if life was turn-based?

Sapphire Knight · **Reply #745 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:36:46 AM

Then we wouldn't have epic battle scenes.

What if we were all super-evolved sentient bananas?

Mirby · **Reply #746 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:40:12 AM

Then we'd have to hope we weren't being betrayed by a giant monkey.

What if we were all characters in an Ace Attorney game?

Police Girl · **Reply #747 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:45:37 AM

I'd be a wrongly convicted guy.
PB would be Phoenix.
Sakura would be Maya.
Wily would be the Judge.
So on and so forth.

What if bread was made of hopes and dreams?

Mr. Haxwell · **Reply #748 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:47:54 AM

Then we'd make bread so expensive that it's almost unaffordable.

What if Mars contained a precious substance, like the spice melange, from Dune/Arrakis?

Mirby · **Reply #749 on:** May 30, 2013, 10:57:17 AM

Quote from: Clefantasy on May 30, 2013, 10:45:37 AM

I'd be a wrongly convicted guy.
PB would be Phoenix.
Sakura would be Mia.
Wily would be the Judge.
So on and so forth.

Are you sure that Vixy wouldn't be Mia? I mean, there is the big breasted connection there.

If anything, Sakura would be Maya, not Mia.

This has to be made now, by the way. If it hasn't already.

@MCH: Then we'd have to terraform to strip mine the place.

What if humanity didn't have any concept of sex nor gender?

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