The "What if" Game!

[Black Mage J]

We would all be in love.

What if I controlled all of MISHIMA CORPORATION?!

[Waifu]

Then you sure are the most powerful person in the world.

What if BAtman could actually breathe in space for real?

[Sapphire Knight]

Then not even God could stop him.

What if RPM was an anime?

[ViperAcidZX]

Rockman PM as an anime would be in the slice of life (and maybe comedy) genre and it would rock as much as Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh.

What if every evil genius, mad scientist, and villain from video games band together and form their own alliance to destory the good guys?

[Sapphire Knight]

Then all of the good guys will band together, recruit at least one more hero to star in the unique game this would result in, and nearly break the universe in half through an epic final battle of epic epicness.

What if there was a Robot Master tournament in real life and every RPMer participated using their favorite of their fanmade robot masters?

[Mirby]

Then Wombat Man would win be eating everyone else.

What if I found a hidden dodo reserve?

[Trask]

Then, you have found the hidden portal to Wacky Land.

What if the fate of the world was always decided by a children's card game?

[Sapphire Knight]

Then children would be constantly deciding the fate of the world.

What if RPM suddenly became an MMO?

[Waifu]

Then we would truly be wasting our lives on RPM.

What if RPM possesses nuclear power?

[The Blind Archer]

There'd probably be an overload, so we'd need to shoot the generator.

What if achievements in video games actually had a purpose?

[Sapphire Knight]

Then Average Joe would be more inclined to get them.

What if people earned achievements in real life?

[Black Mage J]

We would get more people that had good lives, and world peace would be better.

What if the death star was all mine?

[ViperAcidZX]

Then the Dark Lord of the Sith would actually be afraid of someone.

What if RPM was a vertical bullet hell CAVE Shoot 'em Up game and everyone here (except the banned ones) is a playable character?

[Alice in Entropy]

I would have STAR BULLETS, babeh.

What if I was a girl?

[Burst]

Then you might fit your avatar.

What if I was sending this message from Saturn?

[Alice in Entropy]

He's a guy.

Then NASA would like to know what you're up to.

What if I had prehensile hair?

[Dexter Dexter]

Then you'd be obligated to make a special appearance in the sequel to The Incredibles... if there's gonna be one.

What if I was a cowboy-samurai-viking hybrid?

[Waifu]

Then you would be an awesome blood knight with sword skillz.

What if I had longer hair?

[Burst]

If you had longer hair I would eat it becuase it would look like long wavy lime sherbert...that's if you are referring to your avatar.

What if I literally was Burst Man?

[Mimic]

You would explode and it would be messy.  I wouldn't be the one to clean it up.

What if SWaG made an appearence to the general public? (that's Spartan Wolf Gladiators, the ultimate warriors: masters of Sword, Spear, and Tooth)

[Mirby]

Then I would kill them all with just a twig.

What if I had the power to delete n00bs from existence just with a thought?

[Gaia]

Then you'd spawn more of them.

What if (let's see if I can get a kick outta this one) Vocaloid was an actual band, not a virtual one made up of several synthesising programs, and as popular as your average otaku band?

[Burst]

Then single programs would be solo artists...like Famitracker...and all would bow to it's Elvis like glory.

What if your uncle was Socrates re-incarnated?

[Mimic]

That would be the truth

what if God was one of us?  Just a slob like one of use?  Just a stranger on the bus?  Making his way home?  No calls on his cell phone?

[Burst]

Then no would care about him...which is probably the case if he is just like us anyway.

What if I owned translated versions of Mega Mix volumes 2 and 3 along with Giga Mix volumes one and 2?