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Reply #675 on: October 05, 2010, 01:48:21 AM
Wait. I thought you were already! Eh. Well you'd have some cool lightning rod thing, I'm sure.

What if I had a beard?



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Reply #676 on: October 05, 2010, 02:04:41 AM
Then you might look more mature.

What if I watched The Lion King again?

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Reply #677 on: October 05, 2010, 03:20:24 AM
You'd most likely be reminded of that one signature of mine. 8D

What if I wasn't such a little [parasitic bomb]?  '>.>



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Reply #678 on: October 05, 2010, 03:34:50 AM
Then you'd know the meaning of "think before you speak".

What if Legends 3 was ann...owait

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Reply #679 on: October 05, 2010, 03:42:36 AM
Exactly.

What if there was a noobocalypse?

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Reply #680 on: October 05, 2010, 03:52:47 AM
I'd be the leader, apparently.

What if magnets attracted sound waves in addition to electrical waves and such?



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Reply #681 on: October 05, 2010, 04:02:07 AM
Why else would Giga be here if there wasn't already?
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then we'd all be deaf from the massive dissonance.

What if RPM was a Japanese high school with Freddie Mercury in it for no reason at all?

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Reply #682 on: October 05, 2010, 05:40:17 AM
Then my hair would be alive.

What if anime was no longer an acceptable part of teen culture, and you were a massive idiot for liking it?



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Reply #683 on: October 05, 2010, 05:54:24 AM
Then I'd have to kill all the smart people in the world. 8U

What if an otaku became the president?

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Reply #684 on: October 05, 2010, 06:10:05 AM
PRESIDENT HIGURE.

'nuff said.

What if I had my own private island?

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Reply #685 on: October 05, 2010, 06:13:33 AM
Then you'd invite the lot of us over and have a party!

What if I starred in a hit sitcom that made people stop watching reality TV?

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Reply #686 on: October 06, 2010, 03:30:18 AM
then everyone would thank you for bringing back quality TV.

What if I had unlimited internet?



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Reply #687 on: October 06, 2010, 03:35:45 AM
More Power to you. Multitasking [parasitic bomb] like crazy since it isn't going to slow your internet down.

What if I wasn't damn fragile?



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Reply #688 on: October 06, 2010, 04:27:59 AM
Then you'd jump off buildings to destroy streets just for the hell of it.

What if you could send an an actual action (such as a hug, kiss, punch, or kick) through the internet?

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Reply #689 on: October 08, 2010, 07:56:21 AM
I would enjoy smacking ignorant people.

What if I didn't have this nasty cough?



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Reply #690 on: October 08, 2010, 08:08:38 AM
Then you'd be in a better mood.

What if RPM hosted a game review show?

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Reply #691 on: October 18, 2010, 02:03:32 AM
I would watch that! I bet it would be akin to X-Play during their prime with Vixy, PB, and Akira hosting and some of us do narrations and writing of a review.

What if Eric Cartman from South Park was sent to Planet Vegandon, that hippie planet from Johnny Test?


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Reply #692 on: October 18, 2010, 04:39:36 AM
Cartman would go to a kill 'em all spree.

What if we had our own powerups?



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Reply #693 on: October 18, 2010, 04:42:31 AM
Then Cartman wouldn't rule it, he'd.. OBLITERATE IT!

What if I began to start memorizing both the english-japanese and japanese-english parts of the jap consice dictionary I have here without looking at it?

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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Reply #694 on: March 23, 2013, 03:05:12 AM
Then you would know some [parasitic bomb] and people still wouldn't care.

What if you were real super sand



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Reply #695 on: March 23, 2013, 03:33:10 AM
Then my greatest enemy would be 'Kid With Shovel Guy'.

What if I could actually get stuff done without [parasitic bomb] getting in the way?

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Reply #696 on: March 23, 2013, 03:35:04 AM
Then you have assembled an army of toilets

What if Goku was real



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Reply #697 on: March 23, 2013, 03:51:55 AM
Then everyone on Earth would have died and been brought back at least 3 times.

What if kids were allowed to ditch school and go on globe-trekking adventures at 10 years old?

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Reply #698 on: March 23, 2013, 03:53:44 AM
kidnapping becomes more commonplace

what if time travel happened



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Reply #699 on: March 23, 2013, 06:28:12 AM
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What if you were a brick?

You can't be just some dude with that post count...

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