IGN teases secret, exclusive Wii game

Protodude · May 15, 2009, 02:27:42 AM

QuoteReally, though, this is the perfect opportunity for me to capitalize on the mass hysteria of Wii message board readers by presenting them a totally pixelated image of a game that we will unveil for Wii during the E3 time frame.

Here is said pixelated picture, processed through multiple filters for your viewing pleasure:

QuoteI'm not a photographic scientist or anything -- not sure the profession even exists, and if not, it should -- but at the very least, there seems to be a lot of red in that blurred-out picture. And you know what fuzzy red means, right? Yep -- teh maturez.

This is a Wii exclusive game. Developed from the ground up.

Have fun with that.

Bozon, you suck.

P.S. This blog post is made sweet by the fact that Bozon has been talking about this game without interruption since I showed him first screens. He is sick. Always bloodlusting. I think he needs help.

Source.

I have no bloody clue what this might be, though it must be something really interesting to get Bozon all hyped up; he's got great taste.

Gaia · May 15, 2009, 02:32:31 AM

From the blur, I can guess that it's Muramasa: The Demon Blade, only blurred. My two cents for this mystery Wii game.

HyperSonicEXE · May 15, 2009, 02:33:09 AM

No bloody clue, eh?

I see what looks like spiked cuffs.

I'm going to say either No More Heroes 2, or Sin and Punishment 2 just got da blood.
That, or it's a new IP.

Quote from: Gaia on May 15, 2009, 02:32:31 AM
From the blur, I can guess that it's Muramasa: The Demon Blade, only blurred. My two cents for this mystery Wii game.

Haven't seen that, so I wouldn't know. Probably right.

Gaia · May 15, 2009, 02:35:45 AM

I can tell from the blade, so it could be it.. after all, the longest blade in history is the Muramasa itself.

Jericho · May 15, 2009, 02:38:06 AM

Quote from: Gaia on May 15, 2009, 02:32:31 AM
From the blur, I can guess that it's Muramasa: The Demon Blade, only blurred. My two cents for this mystery Wii game.

Why the hell would they tease a game that we already know about like we didn't though?

EDIT - Wat, the confused face kobun is gone? D:

Double Edit - Never mind, found it again.

Gaia · May 15, 2009, 02:44:58 AM

Well, it's known to us, but not to the -rest- of the sunspeakers.. but the person in the image looks diffrent, so I can't really tell, after all, it's a simple guess.

Jericho · May 15, 2009, 02:47:19 AM

IGN usually tends to break news on things from smaller developers in the west though. I'm not really sure what to expect here so I'll just stick to news gathering as always.

Protoman Blues · May 15, 2009, 03:05:37 AM

IT'S A NEW KID ICARUS!

Jericho · May 15, 2009, 03:07:04 AM

[tornado fang] you, it's StarTropics >=D

borockman · May 15, 2009, 03:17:21 AM

That looks like a muscly man holding a blue sword...

I say Castlevania?

Satoryu · May 15, 2009, 05:18:44 AM

Castlevania Rebirth so soon after Contra Rebirth? sounds way too good to be true.

really, i have no [tornado fang]ing clue what this is.

Solar · May 15, 2009, 05:46:00 AM

No idea what it is, the only thing I can say is that it's 100% guaranteed that it'll be M rated.

Quote from: Gaia on May 15, 2009, 02:32:31 AM
From the blur, I can guess that it's Muramasa: The Demon Blade, only blurred. My two cents for this mystery Wii game.

...Nothing alike.

borockman · May 15, 2009, 05:49:38 AM

It looks like a 2D side scrolling that's for sure.

TeaOfJay · May 15, 2009, 06:13:20 AM

I think I know what this game is.

I'm not going to post my guess, though, so it'll remain secret until the secret game is revealed.

But if my guess is right HOLY [parasitic bomb] I WILL BE [tornado fang]ing EXCITED. And mad props will go to the publisher for getting those problems out of the way. As well as my money.

EDIT: Wait, I r teh stupidz. It's not what I thought it was. Well, it's better to be wrong without saying anything then being wrong saying something.

I have no idea now.