The Parody Lyrics Thread of Fun!

[Sakura Leic]

I wish that site you use to make your songs agreed with my computer, but it doesn't so I can't listen to them.  Also if I was able to listen to it I'd say you should have someone help you make a sprite video or something for this song. 

[Protoman Blues]

I wish that site you use to make your songs agreed with my computer, but it doesn't so I can't listen to them.  Also if I was able to listen to it I'd say you should have someone help you make a sprite video or something for this song.  

LoL, I thought about asking someone to make a crazy Zero RAVE YouTube vid to go with the song.  Haha, I doubt anyone would do it though.

Posted on: October 25, 2009, 12:01:28 AM

Sex And Banana Bread by Protoman Blues
Feel Free To Sing Along

♪ I'm an electrical guy.
All the girls really think I am sly.
I just make them all sigh.
Cause I'm that awesome!

I'm yummy like apple pie.
I could even be slighty bi.
I just feel I could fly.
Cause I'm so sexy!

I am a Spark Man and I'll do all I can
To make you feel happy. Won't you lay on my bed?
I hail from Japan and I have a smart plan
It involves you and me. Sex and banana bread!

Shocking thoughts go through my head. (BAAAAAAAA)
Like sex and banana bread. (NAAAAAA NAAAA)
Think up better ideas than other robot masters. (BREAAAAAADD-HEAAAAADD)
Deliciousness up ahead.  (BAAAAAAAA)
From sex and banana bread. (NAAAAAA NAAAA)
Now feel the spark with me! (BREAAAAAADD)

DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOOOO

I am a Spark Man. I love Raisin Nut Bran.
I think that you'll agree. I'm nutty in the head.
Short attention span. I will dance the can-can.
Shoot electricity. I LOVE BANANA BREAD!

Soon you'll have it in your head  (BAAAAAAAA)
Have sex with banana bread. (NAAAAAA NAAAA)
Eat it while doing it and you will start to think that... (BREAAAAAADD-HEAAAAADD)
You will not have been misled. (BAAAAAAAA)
YAY! Sex and banana bread! (NAAAAAA NAAAA)
Now feel the spark with me!  (BREAAAAAADD)

DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOO-DOO DOOOO ♪

You can blame Sakura for this one. She wanted lyrics to Spark Man's theme and this is what my brain came up with!  

[Dr. Wily II]

Oh no... You're back at it again!

[Protoman Blues]

I know. Run for the hills!!

[Dr. Wily II]

But the hills have eyes!

[Archer]

the hills are alive with the sound of music

[Protoman Blues]

That's a filthy British lie. The hills are not alive with the sound of music, but rather the screams of the butterfly.

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