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Off The Wall / Re: How do you feel? What´s the matter? Any problems? Tell it us.
« on: December 08, 2009, 06:32:52 AM »Looks like we got our first on-topic post. Who else wants to share?
my post was on topic i just guess no one bothered to read
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: December 04, 2009, 01:38:09 AM »I'm sick of people trying to sell me crap when I'm walking through the mall.
but we have to sell stuff dude otherwise we get fired
we have a quota and [parasitic bomb] we have to sell more than they pay us to be here :c
i sell female underwears for a living i would know
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Forum Games / Re: "What Are You Thinking Now?"
« on: December 03, 2009, 11:00:11 PM »
this morning i ran out of cat litter and for a brief moment i thought of filling the cat box with cat food
it looked absorbent
it looked absorbent
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Off The Wall / Re: How do you feel? What´s the matter? Any problems? Tell it us.
« on: December 03, 2009, 10:45:11 PM »
I'm sick stage five on the IC, nothing to gain, nothing to lose. Body shut down, sheriff office closed. Municipal coffers empty not enough money to patrol the streets.
*sniff*
Those little bastards the Mucus twins seized on the opportunity and started sledding down throat hill on their sandpaper toboggan. They should know better, stay inside and study. Little Johnny Mucus said he wants to grow up to be a constructor worker, pave roads, but today he's more like the devil incarnate. Bobby Mucus still can't really talk at 10 years old and people are starting to take notice that he likes to dress up like a pirate. On a day like today unsupervised it's inevitable he'll convince Johnny to go exploring in the nose canals. 'Momma sinus said not to go down in there.' Bobby Mucus just flips up his eye-patch and says 'yar-ar-ar.' Johnny being a twin can understand what he's saying. 'We've got a buried treasure down there.'
The traffic light on main street is busted and all the parking meters are flashing triple zeros. No ones around to fix them so Old Man Sphincter, a war vet from the botchulism of 96, comes out to direct traffic his way. 'What are you, some fancy breakfast cereal? In mah day it was raw oats with a dab of honey if you were lucky! We'll ya can't stay here, either ya turn around and go right back from where ya came, or pass right on through but I don't want to see you again!'
*snort*
The smart ones turnaround and wave awkwardly as they pass the mucus twins who flip them off in return. They emerge topside a little beat up but looking forward to their oceanside vacation. The dumb ones keep going despite Old Man Sphincter's warnings that there's been trouble brewing in the old mining town of intestine swamp. Without a police escort there's barely any hope, and there's no police to be found. Besides, no one goes down there at night. Times like this those boys wont even take your valuables, they'll just beat your ass for the fun of it. If you you're real quiet you can hear the screaming... the horror. The lucky few who make it through come out unrecognizable, even to their own mothers.
Out in the countryside in the small town of dermis they caught wind of the shutdown. Fearing the apocolypse they started turning the heat down to conserve energy. They don't expect much from the government and now it's every folicle for himself. Anything wasteful is getting dumped and the whole town has a sour smell to it. Then there's me hoping that after a good nights sleep everyone will come to their senses.
*sniff*
Those little bastards the Mucus twins seized on the opportunity and started sledding down throat hill on their sandpaper toboggan. They should know better, stay inside and study. Little Johnny Mucus said he wants to grow up to be a constructor worker, pave roads, but today he's more like the devil incarnate. Bobby Mucus still can't really talk at 10 years old and people are starting to take notice that he likes to dress up like a pirate. On a day like today unsupervised it's inevitable he'll convince Johnny to go exploring in the nose canals. 'Momma sinus said not to go down in there.' Bobby Mucus just flips up his eye-patch and says 'yar-ar-ar.' Johnny being a twin can understand what he's saying. 'We've got a buried treasure down there.'
The traffic light on main street is busted and all the parking meters are flashing triple zeros. No ones around to fix them so Old Man Sphincter, a war vet from the botchulism of 96, comes out to direct traffic his way. 'What are you, some fancy breakfast cereal? In mah day it was raw oats with a dab of honey if you were lucky! We'll ya can't stay here, either ya turn around and go right back from where ya came, or pass right on through but I don't want to see you again!'
*snort*
The smart ones turnaround and wave awkwardly as they pass the mucus twins who flip them off in return. They emerge topside a little beat up but looking forward to their oceanside vacation. The dumb ones keep going despite Old Man Sphincter's warnings that there's been trouble brewing in the old mining town of intestine swamp. Without a police escort there's barely any hope, and there's no police to be found. Besides, no one goes down there at night. Times like this those boys wont even take your valuables, they'll just beat your ass for the fun of it. If you you're real quiet you can hear the screaming... the horror. The lucky few who make it through come out unrecognizable, even to their own mothers.
Out in the countryside in the small town of dermis they caught wind of the shutdown. Fearing the apocolypse they started turning the heat down to conserve energy. They don't expect much from the government and now it's every folicle for himself. Anything wasteful is getting dumped and the whole town has a sour smell to it. Then there's me hoping that after a good nights sleep everyone will come to their senses.
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 10:02:17 AM »
only to warm them up right after HON HON HON
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 09:59:08 AM »If there was a man who woke up every day living the life of someone else, absorbing their thoughts, their feelings, their memories, their ideals and their lifestyle, and then recollecting everything he thought in felt as he was dreaming, and there was another man who could travel across the dreams of others, interpreting them and understanding what each dreamer would have to do to better their own life but never being able to communicate with them, where is my chocolate sundae?
the two men smeared it all over eachother's body because they are obviously gay
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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: December 03, 2009, 09:44:55 AM »
i do whatever i want and i will annoy the [parasitic bomb] out of you until you let me
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Off The Wall / Re: Post Pictures Of Yourself
« on: December 03, 2009, 09:37:24 AM »
every single part of my body looks horrible forever such is the story of my life
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Forum Games / Re: The ^, <, V Game!
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:53:32 AM »
^ and everything in my [dark hold] especially those BITCHES down at the club
< YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
V is likely very confused
< YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
V is likely very confused
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Forum Games / Re: Praise the above poster!
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:42:08 AM »
every cup of coffee should be this happy to see me
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:31:58 AM »how do you get this info?
i spend several hours every day getting my brain in synch with a source of omnipotent knowledge
then i discard all of that information and walk into walls and furniture
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:27:29 AM »ahhh, that makes perfect sense, but can you name a game like that?
insert Gears of War 2
where shitloads are a mesuring unit
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:24:05 AM »Hmmmm, What happens if a worm goes through a wormhole?
it becomes a giant worm that sinks cities and big tough guys freak out over it repeatedly for several minutes
this joke is only accessible to huge dudebros who only like manly games where you have to hurt everything with a chainsaw mounted on a gigantic gun
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Forum Games / Re: The ^, <, V Game!
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:22:00 AM »
^ Ne s'attendait probablement pas à tomber sur quelqu'un qui parle couramment français
< got shocked when learned that N'Synch Lance Bass publically stated that he was gay because that means that four of them aren't gay
V is cringing over having to post after that turdblossom stainless
< got shocked when learned that N'Synch Lance Bass publically stated that he was gay because that means that four of them aren't gay
V is cringing over having to post after that turdblossom stainless
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:14:01 AM »Whats on the other end of a Black hole?
a white bump
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 08:00:47 AM »why is there a handlebar?
it doesn't really matter as long as it was also there yesterday
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Off The Wall / Re: here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 07:57:13 AM »my question
[spoiler]what is a[/spoiler]
The letter ‹A› is the first letter in the Latin alphabet. Its name in English (pronounced /ˈeɪ/) is spelled ‹a›; the plural is aes, though this is rare.
How many licks to to tootsie roll centre of a tootsie roll pop?
insert missing word that gives sense to this sentence here
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Off The Wall / here let me answer
« on: December 03, 2009, 07:41:10 AM »
Hello again RPM. Grab a towel and a peanut, knowledge is trying to save a drowning elephant.
I don't have an access to the internet at home anymore, but right now I am bored, and grant you the priviledge of asking me questions so I can share with you what a chinese cookie has so eloquently dubbed my 'ancestral wisdom'.
go go go
I don't have an access to the internet at home anymore, but right now I am bored, and grant you the priviledge of asking me questions so I can share with you what a chinese cookie has so eloquently dubbed my 'ancestral wisdom'.
go go go
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Off The Wall / Re: chix or dix?
« on: December 03, 2009, 07:18:34 AM »
they did what they thought was the best but it was wrong
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Off The Wall / Re: chix or dix?
« on: December 03, 2009, 07:14:35 AM »Haha, welcome back!
they made me promise not to speak
because i am an [dark hold]
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Off The Wall / Re: chix or dix?
« on: December 03, 2009, 07:09:25 AM »
i am not that much of a noob you just missed me during my full blazing glory
just being in my close viscinity is as great as two fonzies strapped together with snakes
just being in my close viscinity is as great as two fonzies strapped together with snakes
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Fan Creations / Re: i hate everyone but i like drawing
« on: November 06, 2009, 12:27:00 AM »
yea he's kind of a dog
he's this guy: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m106/ArtMousehole/MomoPoster.jpg
as a kid
old RP characters r' us
he's this guy: http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m106/ArtMousehole/MomoPoster.jpg
as a kid
old RP characters r' us
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Off The Wall / Re: The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4
« on: November 05, 2009, 11:46:02 PM »
HERE COMES MY OPINION
BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE IMPACT
I think that it doesn't matter if you aren't the best. If you do something -right-, that you do it out of good will rather than because you feel you have an obligation, then you can make a difference.
BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE IMPACT
I think that it doesn't matter if you aren't the best. If you do something -right-, that you do it out of good will rather than because you feel you have an obligation, then you can make a difference.