Welcome to my thread hijack, party people of RPM!
I am Slur...ms McKenzie, servant to the ever-divine and all-seeing Slurm Queen.
I come with a "proposition" for you all... one I am sure, you shall not refuse.
You see, after careful considerations I have come to a conclusion.
PARTYING ON IS POWER!
As such, I think you humans could use a new and better beverage to worship at your next social gathering. Which is exactly why I am here.
I present to you MEGA SLURM! The most magnificent, energizing and tongue-titillating drink you Grunka-Lunkas...- You humans could ever hope for.
I can offer you free lifetime supply of Mega Slurm, which might or might not be, reused in design.
All that I require of you, is that you search this forum in some far off archaic thread to find the image of...
GOLDEN SLURMS MCKENZIE
Oh, and we are kinda expecting of you to post some... things which might be considered crazy by the ignorant masses. Something like "Ow, my sperm! Gimme some of that sweet-ass Slurm!"
Do not worry about the details of that, It will come to you naturally.
In any case, give me your name and link proof in this thread, if you think you have found THE GOLDEN SLURMS IMAGE.
Feel free to ask questions too, but I urge you to keep it simple and PARTY on!