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Okay, we have the Brand and a Model but not the specific chip it's using.

https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/

Ultra PC Savvy people please translate this for me.

It's a fluff piece to suggest that nVidia and Tegra are happening. Behind the scenes, it's all but confirmed that the part (heavily rumored to be the Tegra X2) will have bits inspired by the latest generation of GeForce cards (the "Pascal" line) and a solid ARM based CPU. Numbers are all in the air though.

So this thing is rad as all hell, but the most important thing by far is.

Squids.

2.

'Sup Jericho, how's it been? The Bayo reaction vid pretty much captured my reaction of Bayo getting in Smash.

Everything about that segment was too good. Also shoutouts to the Takamaru Mii outfit. That WILL be bought with the swiftness.

I figured, lol. I've been trying to fix that post here for a while.

ohai. Just stopping by to see how everyone's been and share a fun set of video reactions:

Corrin Reaction
Mii Costumes & Bayonetta Reactions

Seriously. Haha!

Also, I'm kinda curious as well... why do you not like Shulk?

Because after universally nerfing all sword characters in the game to some extent, they give this kid the best sword in the game both in range and priority, a buff/debuff system that grossly exaggerates his strengths (despite any weaknesses given to him) and as a side effect, give him Melee or Smash 64 style L/Z cancelling that comes with a free period of invincibility (aka he cannot be punished when he lands) when done correctly and goes into said buff/debuff options.

If anyone wants to find out what it'd be like fighting a character with Melee mechanics in a Smash title post Melee, fight a good Shulk. It looks a bit like this and you're helpless the whole time unless you're a fast character or Shulk yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=25&v=ebpNgfi5d4U

I have nothing against the character himself, so much as I have a huge issue with him having so much while the other sword characters got absolutely [tornado fang]'d in the transition. When Pit's knive normals are better than the existence of multiple blade using characters, there's a problem.

I swear if Awkward Zombie does for Roy what Brawl In The Family did for Waluigi...

You know, Lou has mentioned how I've inherited your ability to get the Star Man. These matches have thus far proven his theory correct.

It seems to be very heavily favoring you in our matches but on my own, I still fall under lucky stars.

Good games man, I'm beat. Going to go get a snack then head to sleep.

Haha, appropriate that you've been getting him a lot!

Takamaru is like the new Jeff for me. Every other AT he pops out.

Goddamn. That's a lot of hats!

Also, WHAT THE [tornado fang] WAS THAT BAT?

I was dying the whole time I used it.

Also, #Vote4Takamaru! 

OK, Hydro Pumping that blast box into your Charizard's Flamethrower has to be the moment of the day for me.

Room is ready.

Want to play now PB? Got my ass beaten by a Shulk player and just need to defuse. Hate that character so much.

One sec PB, got someone coming in for rounds right now.

Great matches, Jelly.  I'd have stuck around longer, but Mrs. Shell started chewing up the bandwidth on Hulu.

Oh, that's what that was. I thought it was on my end.

I had fun even though it was quick. Still not used to fighting Yoshi. lol

What a bunch of jerks! 

You know, Jelly....we haven't Smashed in a while. 

I'm down anytime. I wish if there were an easy way to set up matches online, but I'll drop by more and let folks know when I'm Brawling 4-ing.

Unofficial leak came out about the results so far:

http://tinyurl.com/qdjt7fy

Not a leak at all. It's based off of some stats being crunched by someone on /v/ from epople posting who they voted for in a thread there. Also love the casual dissuasion going on when making rules and "conditions" for characters, like in that entire bottom section given that Nintendo has already said the only rule is that "they should be from a video game."

Smash fanbase goes to the craziest lengths to chop each other down at the knees.

I guess I'll have to decide between Mike Jones, Takamaru, or Dixie Kong.

Or you could just vote for them all... 

For reference's sake, I voted for:

Takamaru
Mike Jones
Lip
Wonderful Ones/Wonder Red
Inklings
Anna (Fire Emblem)
Lyn
King K Rool
Viridi
Medusa
Daisy
Saki Amamiya (Sin & Punishment)
Impa
Shantae
Ashley
Captain Syrup

This dude?

http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Takamaru

Yes him. Seriously, everyone do me a solid and keep him in mind while voting. I want me some Kenshin style draw/sheathe play and he summons fire and lightning. It's like Ryo of the Wildfire + Kenshin, my dream character outside of Mike and Lip (Inklings, Viridi and the Wonderful Ones of the new era).

Jelly!!!

Hey PB, what's new?

200cc is the stuff dreams are made out of.

Everyone do Jelly a favor and throw down a vote for Takamaru. Please.

A Mike Jones is fine too.

There are a bunch of people here I expected would be all ready to play me from the moment you saw my profile say "Now Playing: SSB for WiiU" that haven't yet.

You all better fix that pronto.



Not now though, I'm about to sleep.

So I'm looking for RPM Mario Kart 8/Smash 4 buddies. If you haven't added me, I want to see your friend requests the next time I start my console. I miss you guys.

Make Eruption his down smash and give him that wonderful Ragnell sword beam/wave attack and I will be SO hype.