Yeah, because those [tornado fang]ing FLOORS are so goddamn important.
[spoiler= [tornado fang] THIS [parasitic bomb]]Here's a [tornado fang]ing thought, I work a different schedule than you, I get home anywhere from 3-4 hours later than you, I'm more active during the night and while I understand that I can't vacuum during the night because it'll wake people, but chances are, the Chores are NOT gonna be done "Before you get home". Okay, that's fine, but then let me know when you're planning on going to bed so I can do them beforehand. And if you want me to do them beforehand? I'm probably gonna be asleep, which of course means if its after noon I'm suddenly "Lazy" (Because people who sleep during the day are good for nothing slackers, apparently)
Oh, you're gonna take my phone away and change the wi-fi password (because that's worked so well before)? Well then how am I gonna put in job applications like you want me to since a gap in my employment is as you put it, "unacceptable" (Because having a gap in employment is the worst thing that can happen). And you'll kick me out if I have no job (And since its winter, I'm just gonna do nature a [tornado fang]ing favor, I'm not having my [parasitic bomb] stolen by some homeless jackasses and I'm not gonna be roaming the streets because the shelters kick people out in the morning, nor am I forsaking my [lack of] beliefs because the only actual shelter is religious.)
Just keep on going at it mother. You'll regret it.[/spoiler]
Anyway, I'm not happy anymore. I'm just pissed.
I think I should just not do the floors. I want her to understand that this Negative reinforcement [parasitic bomb] doesn't fly.