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Amatiramisu · **Reply #12700 on:** November 03, 2015, 08:33:28 PM

Keep practicing carrying heavy bags. It pays off.

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Let's say you have a bag of holding, 1,500 pounds weight limit. In feudal lands you can easily acquire 1,500 pounds of cattle [parasitic bomb] to fill the bag completely.

Falling objects in D&D do 1d6 damage per 200lbs per 10 feet they fall. A falling object will accelerate to ~15 metres per second after 40 feet of falling. Remember this for later.

A human's normal movement rate in Dungeons & Dragons is 30 feet per round (6 seconds). If the human took the 'Running' feat, they can sprint to 5x their normal movement speed, or 150 feet in one round. With a Haste spell in effect, that is doubled to 300 feet in one round. 300ft / 6seconds =~ 15.24 metres per second.

So. One guy holds open the bag of holding in outstretched arms, pointing the mouth at some evil wizard. Other guy gets Hasted, runs at full tilt at the back of the bag. This will easily invert the bag, violently ejecting its contents at the imparted speed. The target the bag was aimed at will get 1,500 pounds of [parasitic bomb] at a nice 15 meters per second, for (7.5 rounded up) 8d6 damage, x4 for the extra speed. That's a total of 32d6 of filth applied directly to forehead, more than the evil wizard's 20d6 max fireball. Average 62hp of damage, max of 192hp. No there is no metamagic feats for maximizing [parasitic bomb] damage.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12701 on:** November 03, 2015, 09:55:36 PM

Someone lost an iPhone 6 Plus S in the bathroom, good thing I know where the lost and found is.

Quickman · **Reply #12702 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:43:12 PM

Give me the phone so I can jailbreak it.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12703 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:44:49 PM

Sorry I'm too nice and already turned it into the Lost and Found. Have to say those iPhone 6 Plus S would give someone with my hands a major hand cramp.

Quickman · **Reply #12704 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:49:50 PM

My niece wants to learn to draw people, but refuses to learn anatomy.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12705 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:51:49 PM

As long as she doesn't end up like Chris.

*shot*

Phi · **Reply #12706 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:54:58 PM

Quote from: Quickman on November 03, 2015, 10:49:50 PM

My niece wants to learn to draw people, but refuses to learn anatomy.

Not even a facepalm image is enough for this.

Quickman · **Reply #12707 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:56:24 PM

She's also very uptight about even the mildest swearing and will hate everything with cussing in it.

Well, [tornado fang] [parasitic bomb] damn hell [sonic slicer] ass.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12708 on:** November 03, 2015, 10:58:02 PM

Maybe get her an art book that also teaches her anatomy? I mean she has to learn anatomy to draw people somehow.

Quote from: Quickman on November 03, 2015, 10:56:24 PM

She's also very uptight about even the mildest swearing and will hate everything with cussing in it.

Well, [tornado fang] [parasitic bomb] damn hell [sonic slicer] ass.

I honestly don't understand people like that.

Quickman · **Reply #12709 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:00:30 PM

She doesn't want to learn, so I'm not getting her any books. I'll focus on my nephew. He wants to learn how to draw properly.

Phi · **Reply #12710 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:04:14 PM

Quote from: Quickman on November 03, 2015, 10:56:24 PM

She's also very uptight about even the mildest swearing and will hate everything with cussing in it.

Well, [tornado fang] [parasitic bomb] damn hell [sonic slicer] ass.

Your niece should take lessons from Stan.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WovWyEc3Prs[/yt]

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12711 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:06:45 PM

Quote from: Quickman on November 03, 2015, 11:00:30 PM

She doesn't want to learn, so I'm not getting her any books. I'll focus on my nephew. He wants to learn how to draw properly.

Fair enough, wait until she matures and grows some metaphorical balls so to speak. No offense but she seems to be the type who doesn't like not getting her way and still very immature, not to mention looking for an easy way to do something not easy and requires practice, sorry if I'm assuming too much and making an ass out of myself again.

Quickman · **Reply #12712 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:16:35 PM

Oh no, you're right on the money with that. And I'll freely admit that my niece is bratty at times.

In other news, Jehovah's Witnesses stopped by. I still have my Halloween decoration out, and I answered the door in PJs and a Flippy t-shirt that said "Prepare to Die."

Might've freaked them out a bit.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12713 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:31:08 PM

You know I really have to get used to saying huevos instead of balls more often, I should act more like the sassy Cuban that I am.

Also white chocolate and protein stuff does not mix.

Phi · **Reply #12714 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:35:08 PM

Sassy Sakura

I like the sound of that.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #12715 on:** November 03, 2015, 11:58:39 PM

Dark chocolate is better with protein stuff.

And yes, Sassy Sakura needs to be a thing more!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12716 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:03:30 AM

Yeah unfortunately it was a protein bar and usually they don't have dark chocolate with flavors I want.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #12717 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:08:23 AM

You should have been sassy with them about it!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12718 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:10:51 AM

I think the company may be online based and outsources their bars to other stores so it's not like I really could.

EDIT: Oh wait, they're actually in El Segundo, and I have no idea how far that is.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #12719 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:21:38 AM

Well we gotta go. Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo!

(Fully aware that not many people here may get that song reference!)

Sakura Leic · **Reply #12720 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:25:46 AM

I certainly don't.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #12721 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:27:15 AM

An old A Tribe Called Quest song.

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCxFL5od9D0[/yt]

Amatiramisu · **Reply #12722 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:40:37 AM

K FAM APPLYING TO A RECORD STORE WISH ME LUCK

Blue Valkyrie · **Reply #12723 on:** November 04, 2015, 12:51:37 AM

Quote from: Quickman on November 03, 2015, 10:43:12 PM

Give me the phone so I can jailbreak it.

I glanced at the post so fast I read that as "Jailbait it".

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #12724 on:** November 04, 2015, 01:07:59 AM

Quote from: Blue Valkyrie on November 04, 2015, 12:51:37 AM

I glanced at the post so fast I read that as "Jailbait it".

dat touchscreen

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