OUNCE UPON A TIM THERE WAS A TENTASPY BUT NOBODY LOVED HIM AND HE WAS SAD SO HE MADE SWEET LOVE TO A SQUID BUT THE SQUID TOTALLY BEEFED IT AND HE GOT REALLY [tornado fang]ing PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO AS AN ACT OF REVENGE HE GOT THE SQUID PREGNANT AND IT DIED AND EXPLODED INTO A BUNCH OF TINY TENTASPIES
SO SPY SWAM THROUGH THE ENTIRE GODDAMN OCEAN WITH ALL THIS BABIES AND THAT’S QUITE A WORKOUT AND HE GOT HUNGRY SO HE GRABBED ONE OF HIS KIDS AND ATE THE LITTLE BASTARD AND THE OTHER BABIES GOT SCARED AND [tornado fang]'d OFF SO SPY WAS LIKE “YOU LITTLE RUFFIANS, GET BACK HERE” AND THEY WERE LIKE “………no” AND SPY WAS LONELY AGAIN BUT HE DECIDED HE WASNT GOING TO GET A SQUID PREGNANT THIS TIME BECAUSE THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED HE ENDED UP WITH A SHITLOAD OF UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE OCEAN THERE WERE TWO ALIEN ASSHOLES NAMED ERIDAN AND FEFERI BUT NO ONE IN THAT FANDOM EVER CARED ABOUT FEFERI AND THEY DID UNINTERESTING THINGS TOGETHER FOR ABOUT FOURTY FIVE PAGES BUT THEN THEY FOUND OUT THAT SQUID DIDN’T DIE SO HE SWAM OVER AND BEEFED IT ALL OVER ERIDAN AND HE SAID dude that is vvery uncool BUT THIS SQUID WAS LIKE [tornado fang] YOU AND SWAM THE [tornado fang] AWAY BEFORE ANY BAD [parasitic bomb] WENT DOWN
AND THEN RUSSIA WENT SCUBA DIVING BECAUSE HE WAS [tornado fang]ing FAT AND FAT PEOPLE DO THAT BUT THE SQUID CAME OVER AND BEEFED IT ON HIM AND HE WAS VERY SAD BUT HE GOT OUT OF THE WATER AND DRANK A BUNCH OF VODKA AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE BECAUSE FAT ANIMES DON’T TAKE [parasitic bomb] FROM ANYBODY NOT EVEN A GODDAMN SQUID MEANWHILE ITALY AND GERMANY WERE TOO BUSY BEING GAY ON A BIG GAY BOAT TO CARE THAT THIS SQUID WAS TOTALLY BEEFING IT ON EVERYONE
AND THEN HELLBOY
UH
[tornado fang] I DON’T EVEN KNOW
the end