Communist Man
Weapon: Marxist Mallet
Weakness: Lincoln Loving
Rejected because: After a promising start, Communist Man became too powerful for his own good and collapsed. Democracy Man claimed victory for this, but in reality he played no actual part in it.
Democracy Man
Weapon: Lincoln Loving
Weakness: Credit Crunch
Rejected because: He claimed to have defeated Communist Man, which lead to his ego being overblown. Recession Man snuck over and destroyed his career. He was then rejected, having no use anymore.
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Microsoft Man
Weapon: Financial Sensibility
Weakness: Blue Screen of Death
Rejected because: After the Recession Man fiasco, Microsoft Man came in and got rid of him. He quickly fell pray to Virus Man, however, and was scrapped.
Virus Man
Weapon: Blue Screen of Death
Weakness: Tech Savvy
Rejected because: Everybody hated him.
IT Man
Weapon: Tech Savvy
Weakness: Crippling Rejection
Rejected because: After a disastrous proposal to Valley Girl, he fell into a deep, dark depression. Considered a liability, he was dismantled.
Valley Girl
Weapon: Crippling Rejection
Weakness: Sociopolitical Theory
Rejected because: Wily doesn't like sassy backtalking.
Marx Man
Weapon: Sociopolitical Theory
Weakness: Marxist Mallet
Rejected because: Communist Man took his theory and abused it, and Marx Man was hoisted by his own petard. Oh, the poetic irony.