The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

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Reply #150 on: May 22, 2013, 02:35:27 AM
Well no, but although "online all the time" has been confirmed as not necessary, you DO still have to connect to the internet once per day in order to play games.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #151 on: May 22, 2013, 02:49:03 AM
From what I read, it means you're going to need a whole new costly set-top box designed specifically to interface with the XBO, so it looks like even the fancy TV [parasitic bomb] they showed off today isn't going to work.  8D

Oh good. I believe the proper term is "rockbottom and digging!"



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Reply #152 on: May 22, 2013, 02:50:31 AM
Oh good. I believe the proper term is "rockbottom and digging!"
Straight into the center of th earth?

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Reply #153 on: May 22, 2013, 02:53:53 AM
Straight into the center of th earth?
Nah, they've passed that by now.

I know they really wanted to get the attention of the Japanese market, but this surely isn't a way to do that.

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Reply #154 on: May 22, 2013, 02:54:31 AM
Oh good. I believe the proper term is "rockbottom and digging!"

Straight into the center of th earth?
I'm willing to bet they'll hit bedrock pretty damn quick.
And then they'll fall into outer space on the way down.


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Reply #155 on: May 22, 2013, 02:55:36 AM
Nah, they've passed that by now.

I know they really wanted to get the attention of the Japanese market, but this surely isn't a way to do that.
How did they survive the molten core?

And how the [tornado fang] would they think this would attract the Japanese Market, just any of that?

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Reply #156 on: May 22, 2013, 02:56:14 AM
How did they survive the molten core?

And how the [tornado fang] would they think this would attract the Japanese Market, just any of that?
By drilling completely through the Earth and winding up in Japan.

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Reply #157 on: May 22, 2013, 03:01:55 AM
By drilling completely through the Earth and winding up in Japan.
But if you drill straight down, wouldn't you end up in China instead? XD

How did they survive the molten core?
My hypothesis suggest that they will burrow into the Earth the Xbox ONE, which unbeknownst to us, is made from a space-age metal made from reptilian humanoids that can withstand the heat of the Earth's core.

Although when they do go through the core, the Earth would probably explode. So we go with them... :O


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Reply #158 on: May 22, 2013, 03:29:47 AM


lol

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #159 on: May 22, 2013, 04:38:58 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw[/youtube]

Laughing so much right now! XD

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Reply #160 on: May 22, 2013, 04:51:42 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw[/youtube]

Laughing so much right now! XD

I lost it at "xbox is about to become the next watercooler"



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Reply #161 on: May 22, 2013, 04:52:45 AM
I lost it at "xbox is about to become the next watercooler"
Me too. XD

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Reply #162 on: May 22, 2013, 04:58:12 AM
Xbox, Go home.

You're drunk.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #163 on: May 22, 2013, 05:23:09 AM
That was priceless!



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Reply #164 on: May 22, 2013, 06:14:40 AM
Xbox One Reveal: The Abridged Presentation. XD


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Reply #165 on: May 22, 2013, 06:46:14 AM
God I love you guys, your comments were an absolute blast to read and the videos and pictures just cracked a smile on my face! XD

That's a better birthday to me than the Xbox ONE being announced... I mean I like Xbox 360 very much despite some of the difficulties but the ONE just kills it for me.

I know I will not be getting this game and I'm usually the guy who manages to own most major game consoles, PS4 and Wii U will be my buddies this next gen only.


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Reply #166 on: May 22, 2013, 06:58:06 AM

It's only a matter of time until someone changes the Xbox Phat to Xbox One in this picture. And how drunk is Xbox One, you might ask...?


Something like this.


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Reply #167 on: May 23, 2013, 02:40:17 AM

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Reply #168 on: May 23, 2013, 02:45:41 AM
Niiice.



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Reply #169 on: May 23, 2013, 04:05:08 AM
Some indie and non-indie devs' reactions to the inability of indie devs to self-publish on the XBOTCHED. (Sorry if it was mentioned before and I forgot)



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Reply #170 on: May 23, 2013, 04:57:46 AM
Why is this colossal [tornado fang]ing piece of [parasitic bomb] of a gaming hardware still amuses me? XD


I lost it when I saw this at another forum. >U<


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Reply #171 on: May 23, 2013, 08:51:29 AM

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #172 on: May 23, 2013, 08:56:05 AM
Backwards is exactly the direction people will be walking in relation to the Xbox One at this rate.

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Reply #173 on: May 23, 2013, 11:36:30 AM
I mean I buy a new sysem to play the new games for it, but if something happens to my old system or I put it away in the attic and don't go back for it I wouldn't mind playing my old games on the new system from time to time.

I didn't want an Xbox One at all when they unveiled it, but now I REALLY don't want an Xbox One. Good day to you Microsoft!

I don't care HOW good the games are on your system, the system features kill it for me.


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Reply #174 on: May 23, 2013, 12:08:13 PM
Xbox One: 359 reasons not to buy it.

I guess all I can really say is it isn't exactly what I'd expect out of a $4.4M game

It doesn't even have mouth animations