My present to you, RPM. I hope you enjoy it. Merry Christmas!
Chill Penguin by Trask
To the tune of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
In a one seat ride armor
O’er the ‘bots he goes
Laughing as they burn!
Leg parts from this thing
That looks like Dr. Light
What fun it is to dash and sing
This slaying song tonight!
Oh, Chill Penguin, Chill Penguin
You’re not doing okay.
X is here, his face is clear,
That you’re not going to stay.
Chill Penguin, Chill Penguin
You look really scared
You’re in fear, ‘cause X is here
Let’s see how well you fare…
A day or two ago
Chill thought he'd take a slide
And soon a flash of light
Knocked him on his side!
The ‘bot was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He ran behind a drifted bank
And then he fired a shot!
Oh, Chill Penguin, Chill Penguin
You’re not doing okay.
X is here, his face is clear,
That you’re not going to stay.
Chill Penguin, Chill Penguin
You look really scared
You’re in fear, ‘cause X is here
Let’s see how well you fare…
Oh, Chill Penguin, Chill Penguin
You’re not doing okay.
X is here, his face is clear,
That you’re not going to stay.
Chill Penguin, Chill Penguin
You look really scared
You’re in fear, ‘cause X is here
Let’s see how well you fare…