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Reply #5200 on: October 23, 2014, 10:27:56 AM
"Hmm... that is... strange... cause the whole time Sam's been saying you made him..." Taylor replied.
"I may have had a hand in making him, perhaps, but I most likely wasn't around for the finished product." Sapph replied, slapping a warning label onto the now-ornery toaster that read 'CAUTION: This toaster is possessed by an evil ghost-turned-AI! Please do not plug any electronic devices into it. Also, toast most likely will come out burnt.'

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Reply #5201 on: October 23, 2014, 03:28:34 PM
WHAT. THE. COCK. BLUDGEONING. [tornado fang]?!

(If this were a TV show, I could totally imagine the camera zooming closer to her face with each word. XD)



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Reply #5202 on: October 23, 2014, 04:11:29 PM
Zeta started getting ready to make cookies as Asch decided to put some bread in the Obsidian toaster.

"That's going to be burnt you know." Borock-bot said as he kept and eye on Zeta to make sure she mixed the dough right.

"Oh I know it'll be burnt." Asch smirked "I just want to see how burnt."

".....Well the curiousity is quite aluring I must admit." Borock-bot shrugged.

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Reply #5203 on: October 23, 2014, 04:14:54 PM
"I'm curious as to how burnt as well, Asch," Taylor admitted. "Will toast even come out or will it just be ashes?"

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Reply #5204 on: October 23, 2014, 04:20:23 PM
"I'm betting pure charcoal. " Asch smirked.

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Reply #5205 on: October 23, 2014, 04:26:17 PM
"Charcoal? Sweet, Obsidian could be our free cheap source for charcoal when we need to barbecue then!" HeatGabumon said happily.

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Reply #5206 on: October 23, 2014, 04:28:34 PM
"I would use a bagel for better Charcoal but I know Sakura really likes bagels....and PB does as well." Asch stated.

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Reply #5207 on: October 23, 2014, 05:49:09 PM
Arche placed his katanas beside the bed and began to remove his body armor. However, as he did this, his finger caught underneath his shirt and it lifted up, revealing the numerous scars on his chest.

"Ah...!" Phi seemed startled by seeing his scarred skin.

"Hm? What is it?" He asked.

"Oh, it's just I never knew you had so many... scars and cuts," She replied, "Did you get those from..."

Arche nodded, "Yeah, these are from my past as Superdee. I have a few more on my back, too," He took off his shirt.

Phi immediately turned her head away, her eyes darting back and forth away from his view.

"Um... Phi?"

"Wh-What is it?" She said, still turned away from him.

Arche scratched his head, "Why did you just... wait, have you never seen a man's body up close before?"

Phi finally faced him, "What?! Th-that's not it! Why would you say th-that?" She awkwardly laughed, trying to focus her eyes anywhere but on Arche's chest, though she snuck a couple glances.

Arche chuckled, "Riiight, well then, like I was saying, I have some on my back, as well. But despite my hatred for my past... each of these scars are apart of who I am, as a person. They each have their stories. The secrets they would tell. My experiences, downfalls and pursuit of who I am."

Phi nodded, "You detest your past, but not the scars and pain that comes with it? That's a pretty bold statement," She stated, regaining some of her composure.

"Detest, but not regret," He explained, "Without the pain, I don't know if I would've ever found my way. The path of darkness leading to the path of light. And I probably... would've never met you or Luna."

"......."

Arche put his shirt back on, "Sorry, I didn't mean for it to get personal..."

Phi smiled lightly, "It's fine. I'm... glad you said it," She said, then cleared her throat, "A-Anyway, we should really start already. Less stripping for women, and more learning!" Phi slyly remarked.

"Heh, yes ma'am," He chuckled.
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Reply #5208 on: October 23, 2014, 07:19:34 PM
"Fools! Do not mock me!" The Obsidian-toaster growled, returning the bread as two lumps of charcoal.

Sapph, meanwhile, had taken a seat and was reactivating several of his suit's systems. Specifically, the signal to call his mech to the sex station.

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Reply #5209 on: October 23, 2014, 07:28:34 PM
"Yahoo, we got charcoal!" Asch cheered.

"Awesome I wonder if I can use that to smoke some steak, or something." Zeta pondered as she started to shape the dough into balls and placed them on a tray covered with a baking sheet.

"Possibly, but I wouldn't know how well the charcoal would work." Borock-bot said doubtfully.

"Hmm we should try it someday." Zeta mused.

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Reply #5210 on: October 23, 2014, 09:49:40 PM
"Did...that toaster just threaten you?" Blue's eyebrow raised.



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Reply #5211 on: October 23, 2014, 09:54:19 PM
"Well we did put an AI that was pure evil in it," Taylor commented casually as she made two rather large sandwiches.

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Reply #5212 on: October 23, 2014, 09:58:29 PM
"That's because I just locked an evil ghost in it." Sapph said, nodding. "By the way, who's in charge of granting clearance for docking? The Giant Knight is on the way here."

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Reply #5213 on: October 23, 2014, 10:00:51 PM
"Why lock it in there?"



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Reply #5214 on: October 23, 2014, 10:16:36 PM
"Because the toaster is contained and he can't get out of it, so long as nobody pokes it with electronic devices." Sapph answered, starting to remove his armor (starting with the arms).

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Reply #5215 on: October 23, 2014, 10:20:13 PM
"Also he's pure evil," HeatGabumon added.

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Reply #5216 on: October 23, 2014, 10:39:51 PM
"I still have no idea how the hell he followed me here, since I slew him LONG before coming to this world, and he refuses to tell." Sapph sighed, now having removed his chest plate. "That said, it would be a good idea to keep him in the kitchen rather than a containment vault or a prison cell because he's less likely to escape when he's somewhere everyone can see him."

By this point, Obsidian's temper had cooled. "You people are speaking of me as if I can't hear you..."

"That's nice." Sapph said, now with his only piece of armor left on him being his helmet. Under his armor, he had been wearing a sleeveless, pale blue t-shirt, dark blue cargo pants, and black sneakers.

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Reply #5217 on: October 23, 2014, 11:48:54 PM
"Well maybe you should not have been evil, then you would still have arms...and legs...and a head."

Blue giggles slightly at the angry toaster's response.



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Reply #5218 on: October 23, 2014, 11:52:56 PM
(Hmm... I don't think Sapph has ever revealed his face 'in canon'. Only in Pokemon and Avengers. o3o)

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Reply #5219 on: October 23, 2014, 11:57:35 PM
(Underneath his helmet hides... ANOTHER HELMET!!)

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Reply #5220 on: October 24, 2014, 12:03:00 AM
((What no retort from the Toaster ghost? =P))



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Reply #5221 on: October 24, 2014, 12:37:39 AM
"I do have a full body. It's just inside this toaster." Obsidian retorted to Blue, the toaster shifting to 'glare' at her. Or, at least, if it had a face it would be glaring.

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Reply #5222 on: October 24, 2014, 12:44:23 AM
"Here you go," Fxeni said as he hopped out of the Arwing and held out the robe in his hand toward Kit.

"Thanks! It's a bit cooler here now that I'm not on your lap anymore," Kit responded with a smirk as she took the robe and put it on. PBPB cringed at this as she walked over.

"Hi there..." PBPB said dryly as she approached the group.

"Oh hey Peebs! Umm... why is there ash in your hair?" Fxeni says as he waves over at her.

"Peebs?" Kit asked curiously.

"Just a nickname Nuts for Brains here came up with," PBPB responded, clearly miffed.

"Maaaaaybe we should let these two talk Kit," Ariani said as she wrapped her arm around Kit's and started walking away.

"Awww... I wanted to watch though!" Kit said with a tinge of sadness.

"Is everything alright?" Fxeni asked PBPB, backing away slowly. He looked beyond her to wave the other two back, but they were long gone.

"WHY THE HELL WERE YOU ALL PACKED INTO ONE ARWING?!" PBPB asked as she advanced aggressively.

"Well uhh... we couldn't use the Trans-Server to come up here from the Fxenodrome, and I didn't have any other vehicles in there and-" Fxeni started to explain as calmly as he could, considering the angry aura that was radiating off PBPB.

"DID SHE HAVE TO BE NAKED IN YOUR LAP?!" PBPB retorts, cutting him off.

"Oh come on, she's always naked! Besides, the robe was on for most of the trip, it just got undone somehow along the way!" Fxeni said. He then realized what he just said, and braced himself for the worst.

(I'll let PB respond to this one 8D)



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Reply #5223 on: October 24, 2014, 12:52:02 AM
"It's hard to sound scary when you are a small metal box that burns bread." Blue begins to giggle a little more.



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Reply #5224 on: October 24, 2014, 05:02:16 AM
Upon hearing that, PBPB's mouth was wide open, her eyes were wide and brimming with rage, and her shades cracked from jealous anger. The I.S.S. Red Alert lights started flashing all of a sudden, with no alarm sirens sounding off though.

Fxeni, concerned and a bit nervous, asked, "Issss everything alright, Peebs?"

"OH SURE. EVERYTHING'S FINE. EVERYTHING'S [tornado fang]ing TERRIFIC." she angrily blurted out. "WAR IS STILL GOING ON. PB'S MISSING, QUICKIE'S EVIL, SAKURA'S STILL M.I.A., I'M ALL ALONE ON THIS STATION CAUSE YOUR CREW STILL ISN'T HERE WITH THE [parasitic bomb] I REQUESTED, MY GUNDAM ISN'T READY YET, AND NOW YOU'RE BACK AND THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR YOURSELF IS NUDE WOMEN PACKED INTO YOUR RIDE!"

"Um...o-only one was nude." Fxeni said while slowly backing away.

"OHHHH. ONLY ONE. MY DEEPEST [tornado fang]ing APOLOGIES!" PBPB yelled as she began walking away. "GIVE THEM A HEARTY 'WELCOME THE [tornado fang] ABOARD!' FROM ME!"

Fxeni watched as the door closed behind PBPB. The red alert lights stopped flashing in the hangar. "That...could've gone better..." he said.

As PBPB stormed back to main ops, she finally noticed the red alert lights flashing around her, as well as the crack in her shades. She realized what just happened and facepalmed, thinking to herself That...could've gone better...



"It's great to see you too, Wanda!" PB said while getting up and recovering from the tackle hug.

"Ahhhh the G.G.C." Wanderer said when she saw the device he was holding. "I was wondering what was heading my way. I'm so happy it was you!"

"What brings you here anyway?!" PB curiously asked her.

"What else? Wandering, as usual!" she answered. "Been a while since I've been here. The real question is, what are you doing here?"

"You!" PB replied. "I'm here to find you. I....I need your help!"

"Is everything alright?"

".....No. Everything's far from alright I'd say!" he somberly answered. "How about we grab some pizza and I'll tell you all about it!"

"DEAL! I'M STARVING!" she gleefully said. The two of them walked away from the tied up thugs and disappeared.